Places you would never want to have sex

[JoeyBartonHanson]

I will start

Parents bed
Back of Tesco.

In the elbow.

Beach - sand in crevices
Car - too small, the wrong kind of jabby bits

On the ‘it’s a small world’ ride at Disney

In a public toilet. Especially the one near the station, where the junkies go to jack up.

On a boat.

A toilet cubicle.

Apparently many people find them sexy.

Anywhere my exes happened to be.
What a passion killer!!

Anywhere at the moment, I’d rather have a cup of tea.

But I suppose anywhere where there’s sand. Horrible stuff.

On an plane. Don't get it at all. 😳

Public toilet
Graveyard

It would be quicker to list the places I would like to have sex.

Up the bum?

Tilbury

netball me too ! Luckily my dp and I both have a fairly short and pretty similar list !

In a swimming pool.
On a plane.
In someone else's bed.
In an Ikea display on a Sunday afternoon.

zippy

In a crowded room
On a treadmill

Anywhere with a cat watching.

Basildon.

Pretty much anywhere dirty, uncomfortable, or not private.

My own sofa. My own bed or a hotel bed.

I mean, that’s about it.

Prison

On the central line. Obvs.

Public toilet. Any toilet. Grim.

Anywhere with a dog watching