Places you would never want to have sex

[JoeyBartonHanson]

I will start

Parents bed
Back of Tesco.

Anywhere of the first few experiences. God no.
So glad it got better in my twenties.

On the DLR. A train needs a driver.

Honestly?

Anywhere but a bed or couch. I like home comforts!

I regularly had sex in my parents bed as a teen

Toilet. Cornfield and farm.

In the shower. Been there, tried it, slippy in the wrong kind of way....

North of the river.

A RyanAir flight or a sauna 🤢

@ethelfleda

Brilliant

Outside, I don't understand the whole concept of dogging.

In a car, been there once when young and stupid and never again.

😂😂😂😂 @basildon and tilbury

Anywhere with a cat watching.

YY to this. It always feels like they're critiquing you and marking you out of ten.

On the ‘it’s a small world’ ride at Disney

I got stuck on that years ago with my little step brothers in Orlando. It broke down but the music kept playing thank god we were stuck under shade as it was August! Felt sorry for people stuck out in the shade.

@SylvanianFrenemies - Ikea display on Saturday then?

In a plane toilet, how cramped would it be?!

Stuck out in the sun *

On a motorbike. I know someone that has

Was it Kim K?

Kim Kardashian? No... Has she? I pay no attention to her and the rest of the family.

It's someone called Evette who is now a very sensible responsible person, but was a bit wild in her youth... Hi if you are reading this Evette!

Toilets. I draw the line at toilets. I had loads of al fresco sex in my younger days but I couldn't be arsed now.

Definitely toilets - yuck. I cringe whenever I see this taking place in films or on TV - just No! I was a fan of alfresco and car sex when I was younger and more supple (and we didn't have our own place), but I'm too old and boring now.

In the snow brrrr

In a conference room.

I am obviously very boring - and have been told so on the threads where cosleepers try and convince everyone that having a toddler that you can't prise out of your bed is actually a wonderful opportunity to expand your sexual repertoire - but I admitted to myself that I only really like having sex in a bed at around the same time I admitted I hate clubs: around age 25. Both sex standing up and clubs are a lot of hype and tiring work for astonishingly little fun.

YY to showers - why is it always hot, steamy and sexy in the movies, but actually in real life, it's just slippery, uncomfortable and really unsexy, especially when you're getting water in your eyes, and my hair looks shit when it's wet, and just... no!

Have had quite a few of the others though - cars, it's all about the backseat

Graveyard
Public toilet
Mil house