Places you would never want to have sex

[JoeyBartonHanson]

I will start

Parents bed
Back of Tesco.

Another one saying plane toilets. They usually stink of shit and are absolutely filthy and cramped, piss on the floor. Don't understand why people find this sexy.

To he fair I've only ever flown economy - Maybe the business class toilets are beautiful and sensual and this is where the mile high club obsession comes from...

Anywhere with a cat watching.

Which is why we didn't have sex for bloody ages!

Top single bunk of bunkbeds.

Any toilet

Cromer

In a field (trespassing) next to a giant hay bale in the middle of the day where that field could be seen for miles around!

Ex couldn’t understand why I wasn’t up for it!

Any festival

The Oval Office. For the next few years at least.

Back of a fiesta.

@LightDrizzle Shudder

Beach. From experience sand gets in places you don't want it