Places you would never want to have sex

[JoeyBartonHanson]

I will start

Parents bed
Back of Tesco.

Heron agreed

Anywhere not private.

Cars, it seems like a good idea, but it ends up being really awkward and a bit crap.

The beach - sand in places sand should never get
Any toilet - people poop there

Did you think this was a reverse, @BlueSkiesLies?

I'm afraid I've had sex in quite a few of the places mentioned above but not Basildon or Tilbury. Especially in my younger years (living a home was a bugger!)

So there are quite a few places I wouldn't want have sex AGAIN.

I used to enjoy sex in the car. I don't think I would now!

Dudley

The bath

The beach. Sounds romantic but no.

Public loo!

Aside from that I wouldn’t want it anywhere uncomfortable.

Withernsea.

On the central line. Obvs.

Too right. Everyone knows the Northern Line is where the real action is.

Agreeing anywhere sandy...ouch! I’ve done a few of the places mentioned though

Anywhere cold 🥶 I detest being cold it makes me really grumpy! used to like it in the car though

Read my post of where I didn’t want to go on holiday ( I know taat isn’t a thing but what about a paap)
Also beaches, public loo, anywhere public

My parents' bed

Sand dunes, I've made that mistake before, sand that dry scratches even more than wet sand, it blows in your face, really not as sexy as I thought it'd be.

Centre Parcs

@justarandomtricycle In the elbow

Good to meet another tennis arse sufferer!

Treadmill could be tricky... Boat tho

Someone said 'on a boat'

To me that depends on what type of boat.

rowing boat on the Thames - definitely not

Luxury Yacht on the Med - yes please

Anything in between - negotiable depending on variables (including being able to choose make crush LOL)

What about the Isle of Wight ferry?

You'd have to make it quite quick, @StillCoughingandLaughing... it only takes about 20 minutes!

Wolverhampton. I have had sex in Wolverhampton. It was mediocre.

In a jacuzzi. I imagine it’s already full of other men’s jizz and skin cells.

Nigel Farage’s bin.

A funeral

Someone said 'on a boat'
I should have added I get seasick so any additional rocking would not be helpful!

In g/f's bedroom just as her Dad's coming home off shift.