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Places you would never want to have sex

86 replies

JoeyBartonHanson · 13/05/2019 20:53

I will start

Parents bed
Back of Tesco.

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nowifi · 13/05/2019 21:08

Heron agreed Grin

SimonJT · 13/05/2019 21:08

Anywhere not private.

Cars, it seems like a good idea, but it ends up being really awkward and a bit crap.

harrypotterfan1604 · 13/05/2019 21:13

The beach - sand in places sand should never get
Any toilet - people poop there

RedHatsDoNotSuitMe · 13/05/2019 21:29

Did you think this was a reverse, @BlueSkiesLies? Grin

I'm afraid I've had sex in quite a few of the places mentioned above Blush but not Basildon or Tilbury. Especially in my younger years (living a home was a bugger!)

So there are quite a few places I wouldn't want have sex AGAIN.

I used to enjoy sex in the car. I don't think I would now!

PutyourtoponTrevor · 13/05/2019 21:36

Dudley

Brahms3rdracket · 13/05/2019 21:38

The bath

BeverlyGoldberg · 13/05/2019 21:38

The beach. Sounds romantic but no.

StarlightLady · 13/05/2019 21:39

Public loo!

Aside from that I wouldn’t want it anywhere uncomfortable.

Pinkarsedfly · 13/05/2019 21:40

Withernsea.

StillCoughingandLaughing · 13/05/2019 21:40

On the central line. Obvs.

Too right. Everyone knows the Northern Line is where the real action is.

Likethebattle · 13/05/2019 21:42

Agreeing anywhere sandy...ouch! I’ve done a few of the places mentioned though Blush

Bacardi101 · 13/05/2019 21:43

Anywhere cold 🥶 I detest being cold it makes me really grumpy! used to like it in the car though

Still18atheart · 13/05/2019 21:50

Read my post of where I didn’t want to go on holiday ( I know taat isn’t a thing but what about a paap)
Also beaches, public loo, anywhere public

CareBear50 · 13/05/2019 21:53

My parents' bed Hmm

SadOtter · 13/05/2019 21:58

Sand dunes, I've made that mistake before, sand that dry scratches even more than wet sand, it blows in your face, really not as sexy as I thought it'd be.

CandleWithHair · 13/05/2019 22:02

Centre Parcs

BSintolerant · 13/05/2019 22:08

@justarandomtricycle Grin In the elbow

Good to meet another tennis arse sufferer!

Mother87 · 13/05/2019 22:47

Treadmill could be tricky... Boat thoGrinBlush

Hecateh · 13/05/2019 22:48

Someone said 'on a boat'

To me that depends on what type of boat.

rowing boat on the Thames - definitely not

Luxury Yacht on the Med - yes please

Anything in between - negotiable depending on variables (including being able to choose make crush LOL)

StillCoughingandLaughing · 13/05/2019 23:10

What about the Isle of Wight ferry?

RedHatsDoNotSuitMe · 13/05/2019 23:19

You'd have to make it quite quick, @StillCoughingandLaughing... it only takes about 20 minutes!

LellyMcKelly · 13/05/2019 23:21

Wolverhampton. I have had sex in Wolverhampton. It was mediocre.

In a jacuzzi. I imagine it’s already full of other men’s jizz and skin cells.

Nigel Farage’s bin.

cherryblossomgin · 13/05/2019 23:29

A funeral

JaneJeffer · 13/05/2019 23:31

Someone said 'on a boat'
I should have added I get seasick so any additional rocking would not be helpful!

MatthewBramble · 13/05/2019 23:38

In g/f's bedroom just as her Dad's coming home off shift.