AIBU to be suspicious

[roseyposeypuddingandpie]

Name change for obvious reasons.

Currently sitting in my husbands car, opened the glove compartment to find £300 cash, a packet of wet wipes, a pair of latex gloves and a toilet roll.

Posted too early- what would you think?

Is this for real?!

Umm that's an odd collection

Any condoms? Or a gun? Some weighing scales perhaps? Traces of white powder? Ooh, this sounds intriguing...

Sounds like the type of story that would appear in the daily mail.

But no lubricant eh?

You forgot the lube...

Pre lubed condoms?

No cucumber? Disappointed.

Any dental dams?

What kind of wet wipes and toilet roll?

Just posting for the deletion message.

Sits next to Chandelier* *

Nope all normal glove box stuff for me

I'm assuming this is a wind up but toilet roll/wet wipes/tissues are fairly standard in a car if children travel in it.

Latex gloves would not be uncommon if you ever do work on the car.

But I suspect you're hoping for more imaginative responses

He couldn't have left more clues, could he?

Yikes ! Tell us more for gods sake .....

Hookers?

Nope all normal glove box stuff for me

You keep £300 cash in your glovebox?

Most I'd have is a few coins for toll booths!

I'll get my deerstalker on..

The gloves I suppose you could understand, since it is a glove compartment.

Planning a visit to a prostitute?

Doesn't everyone keep that in their glove compartment

I just checked my glove compartment. I have an Impulse body spray, an old Nokia mobile phone (possibly an old work mobile- should I have given that back?) an a manual for the car.

WTF is going on around here today?

If it's genuine, he's on the game. That's what I used to find in the handbag of cheap prostitutes. Just less money. And condoms rather than gloves.