AIBU to be suspicious

[roseyposeypuddingandpie]

Name change for obvious reasons.

Currently sitting in my husbands car, opened the glove compartment to find £300 cash, a packet of wet wipes, a pair of latex gloves and a toilet roll.

Is he an extra in Line of Duty? In which case, completely totally in order.
(sorry not meaning to be flippant, but I have been discussing Line of Duty all day).

Lol

What did he say when you asked him? I mean, you did ask him before coming online and asking a bunch of strangers??

Is he in the Police? Is there a balaclava too? And a burner phone?

Has he just disposed of a keyboard? Does he like golf?

I meant a laptop 😆

Cash - in case of emergency
Gloves - for clean hands when filling with petrol
Toilet roll - always handy
Wet wipes - every car needs a packet

Gives out posh hand jobs 🧤👊💦

No, seems totally normal. Not sure why you're concerned

you never know when you have to shit in a rubber glove, am I right?

The 300 nicker is for paying off the people who saw him shit in the rubber glove. It's tush money.
Sorry, I meant hush money. 🤫 💰

Sounds perfectly standard.

Remove the 300 quid and see if he asks you about it !

Uh huh

What @grapefulDread said, See if he ask's you about it, if not...Shopping Spree

Your linking the items there is no reason too. £300 is a lot but there are a million innocent explanations. The rest are quite normal for a car.

Take the money.

If all is innocent he will tell you in a panic that he has lost the money he withdrew to pay Bob for the work or whatever.

If he never mentions it then ask him about it but I would investigate further first.

Is there rope and some duct tape under the passenger seat?

If that's the glove box, just think what could be in the boot.

Is he a prostitute?

DIY condoms from the latex gloves (thrifty and resourceful)? Or just a very hygienic prostitute?

He has a low tech, slightly shady, car valet business.

I have a paintbrush (3") wet wipes, an old 50p, a pen that doesnt work and a needle threader.

Hmmmm

Pretty standard for my husband's van, but he is a chimney sweep who has had a cold fo most of this winter.

I have socks in mine. And a pair of scissors.

Love these answers. Given me all sorts of ideas of how I can update contents of my glove box once I've finally removed rubbish.

sounds like a damn good tuesday night

I’ve got a secret box of Cadbury’s chocolate fingers in my glove box😀