AIBU to be suspicious

[roseyposeypuddingandpie]

Name change for obvious reasons.

Currently sitting in my husbands car, opened the glove compartment to find £300 cash, a packet of wet wipes, a pair of latex gloves and a toilet roll.

Im with @ChandelierSail

This is still here

This is some kind of record for an obviously obvious troll thread to stay up, surely? Did the whole of MNHQ go pick their kids up at half three and forget to come back .

Nah Done, they like troll threads, like the evil mil dropping a turkey

Settling in and hoping ChandelierSail has popcorn .......

I have glove box envy

This is some kind of record for an obviously obvious troll thread to stay up, surely? Did the whole of MNHQ go pick their kids up at half three and forget to come back

Nah they are just all busy moving all the MM threads to the more obscure “The Royal Family” subject area.

Bar the cash a d possibly the toilet role, isn't this pretty normal contents?

I’ve got a secret box of Cadbury’s chocolate fingers in my glove box😀

Oo-er missus.
I think that's the kind of thing OP was angling for.



quietly settling myself for an update from OP

As you were

Well done OP, you have found the ‘Plant’. Now take the items and await further instructions....

But where else is one to keep one’s gloves?

But barring the cash, all that stuff IS in my glovebox. I also keep antibacterial gel, ribbed condoms and a pack of playing cards in it.

The condoms are not for sex. It's amazing what kind of mechanical shit you can fix with a medical kit and some condoms.

After a particularly grim session at the first supermarket we could find having to clear travel sick up in the car during a visit from East Anglia up the M6, I now always have latex gloves, wipes and dettol spray in the car. Probably got £300 in pennies rattling round in there too-must do something about that at some point...

So what you gonna spend the £300 on?

Is he washing cars as a side line? Or piercing ears? Being a part time veterinarian? Zoo keeper? Illicit animal smuggling? Is there a 'burner' phone anywhere, that's the emu watch.

Is it just me who keeps wet wipes around for emergencies, only to find (when finding oneself in a wet-wipe-required kind of situation) that they've totally dried out and are quite useless as tissues, being somewhat less absorbent and usually smaller than ordinary tissues?

Another thread where the OP posts something obscure then disappears

Oooh is this still here? That's surprising....

weird, i have a mouse that sometimes lives in mine.... dont know how it gets in there or how it gets out, but i find my straws full of holes and serviettes all shredded... 300 sounds more fun though

My first initial thought was prostitutes. Second thought drugs?

cheeky placemarking

Hahaha