To state that this might just be the best house for sale on Rightmove?

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I don't live there. But I sort of wish I knew whoever does...

https://www.rightmove.co.uk/property-for-sale/property-56317671.html

Fuck me! My eyes are haunted!

IHateUncleJamie pictures 30-33 in the one you attached - look like someone had an unfortunate diarrhoea accident that has sprayed and spread all over the soft furnishings.

What's with all the stuffed peacocks?? Especially the one on the table, are you meant to eat your dinner around the damn thing?

Cassandra I wouldn’t want to sit on those soft furnishings! It’s absolutely batshit, isn’t it. How do you dust a lifesized peacock?

To be fair it looks very clean which considering how much crap and clutter there is in there is a small miracle.

Virgin Mary. ?

Gorgeous garden!

I'm Irish in Ireland. The only people who have houses like that here are settled travellers (gypsies)
I can 100% guarantee you that is a traveller house. The Virgin Mary statue is the give away.

So many mirrors. And omg that toilet roll holder!

Elton johns gaff?

Did anyone else spot the stunt pineapple. The second house with the peacocks is even more hideous than the op's nomination.

I'm Irish in Ireland. The only people who have houses like that here are settled travellers (gypsies)
I can 100% guarantee you that is a traveller house. The Virgin Mary statue is the give away.

I was wondering was I the only one who thought that. I'm Irish in Ireland too and as soon as I saw it I thought that's a travellers house. The decor and the statues are obviously travellers style to me.

Jesus wept

You know what, the more I look at it the more it grows on me 🙈

We saw a lot of that sort of OTT stuff when looking for property in Philly. Things like fake plaster columns everywhere and gilded mirrors and fake plants hanging all over and statues everywhere. All those homes were elderly Italian couples downsizing..

Oh my.

It’s quite literally got it all going on.

The snakeskin style wallpaper in the laundry room of the second house is playing on my mind. I know it sounds weird but I feel sorry for the washing machine being stuck in there... I need to go to sleep

I'm Irish in Ireland too but I don't think that's a settled travellers house! More an elderly Spanish or Italian woman's sort of place! The travellers would have the sofas still covered in plastic. And there's no Waterford crystal or china gypsy brides on display in China cabinets.

If that house isn't haunted I'll eat my (garishly decorated) hat

Oh my days. The person who owns that house is clearly on something.

If they're not - they ought to be.

100% agree they are Travellers. Carpet in the kitchen, immaculately clean and virgin Mary is a dead giveaway.

I was just reading the description of the second house that @IHateUncleJamie posted a link too and they have a hand painted MURIEL in the garden 😂

Can you imagine the face on the removal company’s surveyor as s/he looks round.

“Well... it’s gonna cost you...”

I just came here for the comments and they haven’t disappointed

God, imagine Our Lady watching you in the bedroom 😳

It might have been renovated over many years (1965-1973 would be my guess)

When was it fashionable to have carpet in the kitchen?