To state that this might just be the best house for sale on Rightmove?

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I don't live there. But I sort of wish I knew whoever does...

https://www.rightmove.co.uk/property-for-sale/property-56317671.html

Do you think the bedroom with the tigers is for sex and the one with the Virgin Mary is for sleeping?

Just don't stand in a doorway or else the knives will come flying at you, dirtypillows.

@SandAndSea I do now! 😂

That is some exceptionally busy decor.

How on earth can the estate agent's describe that kitchen as modern? I was selling these over 30 years ago!
I'm thinking Italian, in their 70s what do you all think?

Wow! Words fail me at this moment.

Where do you even buy that stuff from? And why carpet a kitchen???

That is fantastic!
I do think the owners are probably insanely happy and i admire their pursuit of what they like in all its technicolour hideousness.
We almost all start out with a more is more preference and are educated out of it.
So many unexpected joys in that house! The tigers! the Blessed Virgin! The rugs upon rugs!

I imagine that whoever buys it will feel like they have bought an abyss when all the current owner's shite treasured possessions have been removed

I love the garden and the statue of Mary in the bedroom. But that's all!!!

I love the plant camel, I want one!

If you got rid of the hideous wallpaper, rugs, carpets and tat, it's great!

But then my house in minute with no garden at all so I'd kill for anything with room to swing a ceramic tiger.

Wonder what they are moving into.

Absolutely brilliant. It reminds me of this one: www.rightmove.co.uk/property-for-sale/property-77313167.html

The fox shagging the bannister is a personal fave.

Why is there a random quadruple-sided mirror in the middle of the living room? In fact, there’s too many mirrors everywhere. The place gives me the creeps.

Was just about to post that one @IhateUncleJamie definitely got people talking when it first went up for sale 🤣

Inspired by Barbara Cartland?

It would give me the creeps!

Anyone else imagining the people that live there?

I’m clearly going soft, because what stands out to me is that this is a really loved house. It’s clean and tidy (even if not to most of our tastes!) and the owners have obviously worked hard getting it how they want it. I wish I had their confidence in house decoration!

(And no, it’s not my house!)

Back to picture 9 . The lower mirror has a magnified close cropped crotch shot what’s that about?

Is that a diamante skittle in the Mary room?

So “hand painted” ceilings implies some sort of Sistine chapel type works, yet there is not one photo of any of these special ceilings. The mind boggles as to what is on there!? Maybe there is a big portrait of Jesus in the Mary bedroom, and more tigers on the ceiling of the tiger room?
I’m imagining the owner as a whacky couple who think it is a thing of wonder and would not believe the House Doctor when she said they need to tweak some decor

This was a good one too: www.theguardian.com/uk-news/gallery/2013/nov/18/looking-to-mauve-house?CMP=Share_iOSApp_Other

Who wouldn’t want a double bed in their dining room?!

@Dontlickthetrolley 😆😆 It’s sold STC now! Do you think the new owners will keep the peacocks and the fox on top of the washing machine?

Who wouldn’t want a double bed in their dining room?!

I would LOVE that!