To state that this might just be the best house for sale on Rightmove?

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I don't live there. But I sort of wish I knew whoever does...

https://www.rightmove.co.uk/property-for-sale/property-56317671.html

I want that tiger

Wtaf? It looks like b and qs paint section has shat all over the house.

Although I am interested to know why there is a stuffed tiger and a model of the virgin Mary in the bedrooms?!

@BornInAThunderstorm My theory is that the Virgin Mary is there to deter teenagers from Illicit Underage Sex. Put that in your kid's room and you have no worries on that count.

The hedges 😳

They have carpet in their kitchen. What the hell

"This house is immaculately presented".

Love the garden. Very curious about the vendor. I’m picturing a crazy cat lady.

Hand decorated they say! How else do you bloody decorate a home?!

That’s one way to make a spacious house Claustrophobic.

A bit over the top but I love it
thank you for sharing 🤗

Imagine having to pack it all up to move out!!

Just needs a couple of dozen tins of white paint and a new (uncarpeted) bathroom and it will be great.
The owners will hopefully take everything with them, including the Virgin Mary and both tigers!

That. Is. Amazing.

The statue of Mary is my fave.

The Virgin Mary eyeballing you from one side of the bed and dog statue staring at you from the other.

Crikey.

Bit plain. Could do with some colour...

The decoration is an assault on the senses, it just so busy and clashing.

The Virgin Mary statue in the bedroom, I just don't know what to say!

I'm also wondering about the white dog in picture 10 and not in a good way.

How can anyone move safely about that house without bashing into those statues which are randomly placed here and there - the tiger one looks to be smack bang in the middle of the bedroom floor - it's like an obstacle course.

The garden at the back is a green oasis of calm though, I was expecting something equally crackers in the garden.

Look at the Holy Mary!

Imagine shagging with Jesus’s mam eyeballing you!

wow thats a big statue of the blessed virgin mary... watching the bed.

even the facias are frilly!

great space though

If I lived nearby I would totally view that just for fun.

OMG that is amazing.

What do Estate agents think when they walk into houses like this???Like oh f**k I have to try and sell this

I agree re the bumping into things @CassandraCross - have you seen what appears to be a large garden statue to the right of the living room picture? I'd forever be stubbing my little toe on that thing.

What the hell was it like before?!

Oops

I know this is SO besides the point but ... the photographer is in the mirror in pic 9

Surely that's just Estate Agency 101 stuff!

£369k though, five double bedrooms ...