To state that this might just be the best house for sale on Rightmove?

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I don't live there. But I sort of wish I knew whoever does...

https://www.rightmove.co.uk/property-for-sale/property-56317671.html

It's not to my taste but it's brilliant that someone has gone to so much effort to make it how they like it.

I agree - and it looks spanking clean!

Whoever owns it loves it, so it will be well-maintained as well as uniquely decorated.

I'd be interested in it if I lived in the area. And you get a lot for your money, too.

I have the sort of house that makes minimalists weep too, but less statues. Actually no statues.

Who the fuck carpets a kitchen?

And what's with the ugly rugs. Pretty sure my mum had a blue version at some point.

You can tell someone absolutely treasures that house, it's obviously their pride and joy. I feel bad crapping all over that, it's clear that its taken care of and loved.

One mans eyesore is another mans treasure.

I'm not sure I'd call that extensively modernised 😆

Not to my taste but good on them for making it theirs.

well, obviously a lot of love has gone into it. wonder why they are selling.

I am not at all keen when people sneer at others' houses. It's mean-spirited and cruel. I bet the owners are brilliant hosts and your glass would never go un-topped. Christmas round there would be fab and you'd be made very welcome.

I bet they do an amazing spread as well.

It's ugly and I'd find it very unrestful. Horrible house imho.

You'd leave that house stuffed with food and drink and fond of the owners, I'm sure of it. It's not stylish or elegant but it's just stuffed with personality and warmth, I'd take an evening in that house over a night in a grey monolith any day.

Its too busy for my taste, but some of the individual pieces and walls look amazing. You certainly can’t fault the skill of craftsmanship that has went into it.

I love house in OP's link. A feast for the eyes.
Structurally (what counts, because decor is temporary) it has lots & lots of potential.
I'd shatter all those ceramics in minutes, if I did live in them (by accident, am a klutz).
Is there a ceramic on the hob? My step-mom puts ceramics there. Never cooks.

I honestly adore it! Lol at the "extensively modernised" though. And it's been on the market since August?! I hope the Virgin Mary is part of the deal!

I think it's hideous

Check out the floor plan - the top floor! A bedroom...with a sitting area...with its own toilet and shower basically in the middle of the seating area. Wtf?! That's the kind of layout that appears in my odd dreams

Just noticed you can see the reflection of the estate agent in the mirror in picture 9!

I hope nobody recognises it and links the owner here. They'd be heartbroken.

oh my days. that is just painful.