To state that this might just be the best house for sale on Rightmove?

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I don't live there. But I sort of wish I knew whoever does...

https://www.rightmove.co.uk/property-for-sale/property-56317671.html

It's weird but I kind of love it. It's kind of sad that someone will probably buy it, rip all that stuff out and paint it magnolia

Also the floor plan seems to show that the top floor has a small bedroom with a big separate sitting area, with a loo and shower in the sitting area

I bet they'll be still packing on moving day!

Is magnolia 'in' again? It was popular in the 80's when people had had enough of 'jumping bean'.

Omg the little man/gnome holding the loo roll!

I. LOVE. IT.

Where do you even BUY that stuff? I have been on this planet almost 45 years and have yet to walk into a shop which sells a two thirds size praying Virgin Mary.

Maybe I just hang out in the wrong places.

There are religious reclamation yards, they have an online presence I have my eye on a Nun but am currently short of the 1200 pounds asking price. For the bog roll butler alas you need a time machine and the location of a capacious pine warehouse to co ordinate back to, or the stars to align as you rootle through e bay.

A friend lived in a shared house in the 80s, with a loo, sink and bath in a very large attic room like that - the rest of the house was quite normal and the bizarre bathroom was properly finished etc, but it felt very exposed having a bath, or even going to the loo, looking out over an expanse of empty flooring.

*Absolutely brilliant. It reminds me of this one: www.rightmove.co.uk/property-for-sale/property-77313167.html

The fox shagging the bannister is a personal fave.*

There's a fox on top of the washing machine, too. And those peacocks ...

I think this one might be worse than the first one, tbh.

Wow. My in laws used to live in that village. Who knew. Behind closed doors and all that. Someone must love it as it is SSTC.

"Immaculately presented"
"Modernised"
LMAO

Love the garden though. Its the best part of the house!

I do like the garden though!

@LackieLady - Oh my god. What has been seen can never be unseen. That's just vile.
I realise that I have a lot of stuff in my house so it's a bit cluttered, but I'd actually be afraid to view it in case I knocked over a pheasant or fox or something.

O.M.G!!!!

It's a bit on the plain side for me. Have they heard of colour? Or decorations?

I don't think it's travellers- that's a coffee machine in the kitchen. I agree, southern Italian. My MIL is from Sicily, she's four feet nine and has a gra for gold trainers and huge holy statues. She'd love this.

Do travellers not drink coffee?

Ye gods!

I know that road! You’d have to pay me to live there but maybe this house could tempt me

I bet the owners are Italian.

Fuck me

I don't think the owners are Italian as they generally don't do carpets.

The full sized coat of armour in the bedroom of the second house would seriously freak me out.

I'm Irish in Ireland. The only people who have houses like that here are settled travellers (gypsies)I can 100% guarantee you that is a traveller house. The Virgin Mary statue is the give away

My first thought on seeing the house was that it was settled Romanys, cos I've known a few and they have always decorated their houses in a flamboyant way(including the outside walls with wagon wheels etc). I don't know much about Irish travellers though.
I think it's a great house-so much space! At least it's fun, unlike most grey, bland samey houses you see now.

I would use it as a bed and breakfast lol 😂

Wow.......For all the wrong reasons