To state that this might just be the best house for sale on Rightmove?

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I don't live there. But I sort of wish I knew whoever does...

https://www.rightmove.co.uk/property-for-sale/property-56317671.html

TheGrapefulDead I nearly choked on your sentence. 'I have my eye on a Nun but am currently short of the 1200 asking price'
Just when you think you have seen it all.

I love it though - gotta love a bold choice

YY to Sicilian.

You can get those Virgin Mary statues in the US. People put them in gardens.

Who carpets a bloody kitchen?!?!

According to the plan, there's also a loo with no door (just four walls) in the corner of the kitchen.

I want to know what the cellar is like! Is it a place to store spare ornaments and things, or a sex dungeon or another totally bonkers room

Those rugs really tie the house together.

Bugger me I think I feel a migraine coming on 😂😂

www.ebay.co.uk/itm/183442721158?ul_ref=http%253A%252F%252Frover.ebay.com%252Frover%252F1%252F710-53481-19255-0%252F1%253Fff3%253D2%2526toolid%253D10040%2526campid%253D5338363241%2526customid%253DEAIaIQobChMI9MG01_3Y4QIVLbvtCh2Ctw0UEAQYCiABEgIM2fD_BwE%2526lgeo%253D0%2526vectorid%253D229508%2526item%253D183442721158%2526srcrot%253D710-53481-19255-0%2526rvr_id%253D1938250965720%2526rvr_ts%253D2f11544916a0a9cb0ed1d535fff0a11b&ul_noapp=true @wineandpyjamas here you go, this has actually sold but gives you a starting point

Wow!

villanelle £114 for the privilege of an old man holding your bog roll

These threads are so horrible. That's someone's home.
Might not be my taste decor wise but it's a beautiful house. Imagine reading your house being ripped apart on a thread like this.

My Aunt Nelly's house!

😂😂 Fabulous

Cheap price though .....

Wow! Just.... wow! Amazing house, I could do with some sunglasses to take in the interesting decor mind you!

My eyes 😳

It’s only about 30 miles from me....I’m soooo tempted to go and have a closer look.

I actually rather like the kitchen and the garden!

HAND DECORATED FAMILY HOME MUCH IMPROVED OVER SEVERAL YEARS

Well that's one way of describing it !

Love these posts!

When can I move in ? (joke! My eyes My eyes!)

£114 for the privilege of an old man holding your bog roll

There’s an old man, who lives up the road from me, that would hold your bog roll for you free of charge, but that’s a whole other thread. shudder 🤢

Where to start? And I thought I liked striped carpets.

YABU - this one is WAY better!

www.rightmove.co.uk/property-for-sale/property-77313167.html

My favourite is the fox on the bannister, it’s something I intend to incorporate in my next decorating project!!

Keep 'em coming!

Just imagine if these people had kids. Imagine the kids not wanting their friends to come around. I wonder why???!!

Or being invited to their place and them boasting about their lovely house!!

YABU - this one is WAY better!

No, I don't like it - the weeping angel on the lawn would terrify me.

I see Ma and Pa larkin from the darling buds of May living there... 😂

Good god!