AIBU to ask what effect a whole bottle of champs would have on you?

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Heartburn.

Pretty drunk but in a happy way and able to avoid making a twat of myself

It would give me a massive headache and make me burp

I'd definitely be sick

Deaths door.

Probably not a huge one. I'd be a bit tipsy. It would depend on what I'd eaten... why?

Very ill.

I'd be wrecked.

Ooh yes - heartburn too.

Would rather have a bottle of red

Pished as a newt and a huge headache hangover the next day....

Not sure I would manage as I don't like the taste but along with a PP definitely raging heartburn.

I'd be drunk, but not completely out of control.
I'd feel it in the morning.

Pleasantly drunk but would prob have heartburn - I’m not a fan of champagne!

I find champagne hits me harder than other booze (think it’s the bubbles!) so I would probably be very pissed and promptly go to bed..about now! 😴

Depends over how long - could drink one over a few hours with no particularly noticeable affect but if I drank one in an hour I'd feel very drunk.

Delightful.

Drunk as a skunk but likely not too hungover the next day .. so my favourite

Just opened up my birthday bottle of Moet and.....nada!

(do have an urge to sing ABBA though)

Gassy!

I’d be pleasantly pissed and not too bad the next day. BUT if I had even a single glass more I’d be hammered and have a hangover. A bottle I can manage surprisingly (scarily!) easy - but no more.

What does Moet "Imperial" mean?

As long as I didn't mix it with anything else, I'd be as happy as Larry. Vague headache the next day, but not as bad as if I'd done a bottle of red. Then it'd be projectile city....

Again depends how quickly l sunk it!

Somewhat tipsy