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AIBU to ask what effect a whole bottle of champs would have on you?

129 replies

Veeep · 07/04/2019 19:48

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Calloway · 07/04/2019 20:58

750 ml even!

toycar · 07/04/2019 21:07

on an empty for 5 hours stomach - very pissed but still in control.
2 hours after a meal - moderately tipsy.

Eliza9919 · 07/04/2019 21:15

Yabu for drinking champagne. Its vile.

Janleverton · 07/04/2019 21:17

I can’t drink white wine or Prosecco/champagne any more

Makes me feel like death and in particular seems to turn to vinegar in side me - terrible heartburn.

MitziK · 07/04/2019 21:18

Absolutely glorious all the time I was sitting down (although I'd be singing and giggling lots).

Soon as I stood up, though - oh, dear. My legs wouldn't want to work and I'd be wobbling like Bambi on Ice. Next move, waking up facefirst on the bed, laying at an angle and my feet dangling off the side...roughly 13 hours later.

I really like decent Champagne.

SadOtter · 07/04/2019 21:19

If I downed it I would probably puke (too many bubbles) but drunk at a normal drinking pace I would know I'd had a drink but not be tipsy enough for anyone else to really notice, I generally have a higher tolerance of alcohol than most people though.

ShannonRockallMalin · 07/04/2019 21:19

Well, I have to lie down after one glass so I imagine I’d be very ill!

Giddyuppp · 07/04/2019 21:20

If be merry but not drunk drunk unless I drank it too quickly.

JaniceBattersby · 07/04/2019 21:27

Champs? Eugenie, is that you?

MrsJBaptiste · 07/04/2019 21:27

Slightly tipsy? 🍾

I've just had a bottle of prosecco and can tell I've had a drink but am definitely not drunk. We were considering opening a bottle of wine but after finishing dinner, I think I'll have a cuppa and a biscuit then head off to bed!

Veeep · 07/04/2019 21:41

It's kicked in but only have a slight buzz on...what have I become?!

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ememem84 · 07/04/2019 21:41

Tipsy drunk. But not drunk drunk.

Id probably also mix it with pizza. And crisps and humous. Kettle chips specifically. Black pepper ones.

Snugglepumpkin · 07/04/2019 21:41

I'd be asleep before I made it though half the bottle & I'd feel really awful for the next few days.

Fraxion · 07/04/2019 21:44

Not much hope for me, one glass of champagne and I feel pished 😳. I tolerate spirits much better.

Veeep · 07/04/2019 21:44

It has been mixed with spinach and ricotta pizza
wearing off already...

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Hoppinggreen · 07/04/2019 21:46

Very ill with palpitations and struggling to breathe
Would start vomiting a couple of hours after finishing and would do so on and off for up to 12 hours
This is why I hardly drink these days, it really doesn’t agree with me

MsMightyTitanAndHerTroubadours · 07/04/2019 21:54

champagne doesn't touch the side with me! You have reminded me to go check the abv though....

I always assume it's cos it's not really that alcoholic, but maybe I am just an old lush?

I do love the non-hangover though, that moment when you wake up realise you drank far too much champagne and carefully and slowly open an eye only to realise you are as Fresh As A Daisy!

Hollyhobbi · 07/04/2019 21:58

Death probadly as I'm on a high dose of Warfarin and other meds that shouldn't be taken with alcohol. And I have high blood calcium which can be life threatening especially if I got very dehydrated.

piggybrownhare · 07/04/2019 22:00

Heartburn and singing

IHeartKingThistle · 07/04/2019 22:04

I have done this at a very boring family party. My sister found me upstairs asleep.
It was time to have photos taken.
I downed some water and took some deep breaths and managed to fake not being drunk long enough to have my picture taken. I think.

Ofthread · 07/04/2019 22:10

Really pissed and hungover

Mum2jenny · 07/04/2019 22:12

I'd love it, but maybe feel slightly ill the next day

SneakyGremlins · 07/04/2019 22:13

I'd die. Literally.

Far2go46 · 07/04/2019 22:14

A good start

LouLou789 · 07/04/2019 22:17

I would feel extremely ill.

However, I could down a bottle of red without turning a hair.

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