AIBU to ask what effect a whole bottle of champs would have on you?

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I’d need a kebab and a really good sleep.

I had champagne mixed with Guiness once. Fuck me it was tasty but evil.

Sick as a dog, that much alcohol almost always triggers a migraine (in addition to the hangover) the next day. I'm a lightweight, I have to be!

I would quite likely be literally falling down drunk. Two small glasses of wine has me merry but I'm a notorious lightweight and always have been.

I’d feel it a bit. Not pissed but merry. Wouldn’t have a hangover the next day. Defiantly wouldn’t be sick.

I drink a bottle of wine+shots before I go out with the girls and that’s pre drinking. I still have 4-6 cocktails and a couple of other drinks while I’m out too.

I’d be pleasantly merry. Probably a mild fuzzy head the next day.

Mmmm. I think I might have to test this one at some point in the Easter holidays.

Bad breath and yeasty burps.

I'd be in bed for two days puking etc. It would not be pleasant.

Fucked as I rarely drink

No effect. It's only one bottle!

None, because champers is minging, like the much overrated prosecco. They are BOTH disgusting fizzy piss.

If it was wine however... A full bottle would leave me in bed for the next day, and with a headache for a week!

I'm such a lightweight that 1 glass is too much, it gives me a horrendous headache so not my choice of drink.

Don't know what imperial means but if it's the one in the white bottle that's my fave! I got a bottle for my birthday in November though and it's still not been opened

Well I have a severe allergy to grapes so it wouldn’t be pretty!

Champagne fine (YABVU Tati call it champs). Prosecco I can't drink. Indigestion.

Pissed but not paralytic, headache but not a massive hangover.

Mind you, i might have to revise that after Friday. I had 3/4 of a bottle of white Rioja, and was pissed as a pole parrot. I had a killer headache about 5 am, too.

I hope I'm not losing my tolerance (what's left of it).

Fine at the time - dreadful the next day - Champs hangovers at the worst!

I doubt I'd manage a bottle before the heartburn kicked in, Then I'd have a really shit night's sleep. I'm no fun since perimenopause.

I'd just feel sick, it's too gassy for me

I would be unable to walk then unconscious. I would be woken from my stupor by the mother of all headaches and would probably be throwing up for the next twelve hours. I’m not much of a drinker so have very little tolerance.

What is Moet Imperial?
Moët Impérial is the House's iconic champagne. Created in 1869, it embodies Moët & Chandon's unique style, a style distinguished by its bright fruitiness, its seductive palate and its elegant maturity.

Or so Google says!

I’d be in a mess and feel dreadful for a day afterwards, possibly two. Just not worth it for me these days.

A bottle of wine - I'd feel pleasantly relaxed.
A bottle of fizzy - I start feeling vile after 1 glass.

I'd be merry but not drunk - a bit hanging the next day but nothing major

I would never be drunk enough to call it 'Champs' though

Poorly because I loathe anything vaguely related to white wine, that includes champagne and Prosecco.
However, if I drank a bottle of it, I reckon I’d be squiffy but not falling down drunk.
Last night I had 5 vodkas and was the same, a bit merry but able to carry out a boring conversation with my neighbour at 8pm about ladders - this was because they knocked and wanted to borrow one, not because I’d randomly decided to knock on their door and have a pissed up chat about them in general