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AIBU to ask what effect a whole bottle of champs would have on you?

129 replies

Veeep · 07/04/2019 19:48

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MissElizaBennett · 07/04/2019 20:30

Tried this once at a fancy student party held by the Law Society. It was in a chamber which was, crucially, upstairs... When I left, I had to go downstairs sitting down, bumping down one step at a time on my bottom. A strapping male friend then carried me home over his shoulder. Not my finest hour. Blush

ItsSomeKindOfWonderful · 07/04/2019 20:31

Don't mix it with anything @Veeep , are you some kind of animal?!?

formerbabe · 07/04/2019 20:31

I'd be comatose

ItsSomeKindOfWonderful · 07/04/2019 20:32

I find after a bottle of champagne the people around me become more attractive...

IntoValhalla · 07/04/2019 20:33

I’d be pretty spangled Blush
And most likely spend most of the night vomiting it back up, and have a raging hangover the next day!
You know what they say about champagne: perfume going in, poison coming out Confused

Veeep · 07/04/2019 20:34

Singing Bollywood karaoke,,,1/8th Indian...but feeling like Aishwarya Rai!

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ItsSomeKindOfWonderful · 07/04/2019 20:35

....oh and I become an incredible dancer

Bunnyfuller · 07/04/2019 20:36

Sleep

SoMuchToBits · 07/04/2019 20:36

It would depend on how fast I drank it and whether I had eaten/was eating or whether it was on an empty stomach. Over several hours with food, no problem. Drinking it fast on an empty stomach I would be ill!

YeOldeTrout · 07/04/2019 20:37

Under the Table before finishing it.

MondeoFan · 07/04/2019 20:37

Wrecked not in a good way and heartburn

DelilahfromDenmark · 07/04/2019 20:38

Happy drunk. Would wake up gagging though.

Belenus · 07/04/2019 20:40

Unless drunk slowly with a lot of food, very, very pissed, possibly vomiting. Either way I would feel like shit the next day. Oh and I'd wee for Britain. Don't know why champagne does that to me more than other alcohol but it does.

aLilNonnyMouse · 07/04/2019 20:41

I'd be blacked out. It's more than I've ever drank in a single sitting a few times over.

ShabbyAbby · 07/04/2019 20:42

Pretty sozzled with dreadful heartburn, flushed cheeks, a bit off balance, forgetful and a splitting headache. Although the rest of that is true already and I have not had a drop! Pregnancy is marvellous Blush

Shahlalala · 07/04/2019 20:46

I would be floored! And feel horrendous the next day.

Jebuschristchocolatebar · 07/04/2019 20:47

Would probably need my stomach pumped

100Birds · 07/04/2019 20:49

I’d be pleasantly drunk, not wasted.

But i’d wake up about 4 hours after going to bed with horrific palpitations and i’d have an unpleasant hangover tomorrow!

I love champagne and the being drunk but is great, but more and more I can’t cope with the after effects!

SellFridges · 07/04/2019 20:49

I’d be alright. Probably just on the right side of a hangover as well. Assuming I had eaten.

MrsExpo · 07/04/2019 20:51

I’d be unconcious before I finished it.

Hecateh · 07/04/2019 20:52

If I had more than half a bottle of red with it then I'd be a bit tired the next day.
7 between 3 of us on Christmas Day - but did start at lunchtime. Again tired and lethargic next day

polarpig · 07/04/2019 20:53

heartburn, very drunk and you'd have the mother of all headaches the next day if you were still alive.

Xmasbaby11 · 07/04/2019 20:53

I'd be merry and probably not hungover if that's all i drank. I mean over an evening with food of course. Fizz is much easier to drink than other alcohol for me. At book group we have a bottle of prosecco each before my friends move onto wine!

bibbitybobbityyhat · 07/04/2019 20:55

Would be fine if I'd had it over the course of a day and evening (eg at a wedding) with plenty of food and water.

Would be off my face if I'd had it over an hour or two on an empty stomach.

Calloway · 07/04/2019 20:57

Assuming you're talking about a 750cl bottle, I'd be absolutely fine. A little tipsy. Nabuchadnezzar size, which I believe is 15 litres, I'd be considerably less fine.

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