AIBU to ask what effect a whole bottle of champs would have on you?

[Veeep]

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Tried this once at a fancy student party held by the Law Society. It was in a chamber which was, crucially, upstairs... When I left, I had to go downstairs sitting down, bumping down one step at a time on my bottom. A strapping male friend then carried me home over his shoulder. Not my finest hour.

Don't mix it with anything @Veeep , are you some kind of animal?!?

I'd be comatose

I find after a bottle of champagne the people around me become more attractive...

I’d be pretty spangled
And most likely spend most of the night vomiting it back up, and have a raging hangover the next day!
You know what they say about champagne: perfume going in, poison coming out

Singing Bollywood karaoke,,,1/8th Indian...but feeling like Aishwarya Rai!

....oh and I become an incredible dancer

Sleep

It would depend on how fast I drank it and whether I had eaten/was eating or whether it was on an empty stomach. Over several hours with food, no problem. Drinking it fast on an empty stomach I would be ill!

Under the Table before finishing it.

Wrecked not in a good way and heartburn

Happy drunk. Would wake up gagging though.

Unless drunk slowly with a lot of food, very, very pissed, possibly vomiting. Either way I would feel like shit the next day. Oh and I'd wee for Britain. Don't know why champagne does that to me more than other alcohol but it does.

I'd be blacked out. It's more than I've ever drank in a single sitting a few times over.

Pretty sozzled with dreadful heartburn, flushed cheeks, a bit off balance, forgetful and a splitting headache. Although the rest of that is true already and I have not had a drop! Pregnancy is marvellous

I would be floored! And feel horrendous the next day.

Would probably need my stomach pumped

I’d be pleasantly drunk, not wasted.

But i’d wake up about 4 hours after going to bed with horrific palpitations and i’d have an unpleasant hangover tomorrow!

I love champagne and the being drunk but is great, but more and more I can’t cope with the after effects!

I’d be alright. Probably just on the right side of a hangover as well. Assuming I had eaten.

I’d be unconcious before I finished it.

If I had more than half a bottle of red with it then I'd be a bit tired the next day.
7 between 3 of us on Christmas Day - but did start at lunchtime. Again tired and lethargic next day

heartburn, very drunk and you'd have the mother of all headaches the next day if you were still alive.

I'd be merry and probably not hungover if that's all i drank. I mean over an evening with food of course. Fizz is much easier to drink than other alcohol for me. At book group we have a bottle of prosecco each before my friends move onto wine!

Would be fine if I'd had it over the course of a day and evening (eg at a wedding) with plenty of food and water.

Would be off my face if I'd had it over an hour or two on an empty stomach.

Assuming you're talking about a 750cl bottle, I'd be absolutely fine. A little tipsy. Nabuchadnezzar size, which I believe is 15 litres, I'd be considerably less fine.