To ask what your favourite ever line from mumsnet is?

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Would love to find mine again - it was about Liam Gallagher and I'm pretty sure it was in a thread about the Ariana Grande Manchester concert. A poster said he has been wearing that anorak since 1993 and he won't feel the benefit.

Can't really say why I love it so much but it still makes me laugh out loud and we often quote it as a family, like when teen ds wears his coat at the dinner table.

Theres so many but the recent one about 'aye, three cocks and theresa may, standard night on mumsnet' was brilliant

And people wonder what's so brilliant about Mumsnet!

Snapped and farted

Bupcakes and her preggerz and peng thread was hilarious. Also the one about Alex from blur and his bread shaped cheese blankets. Too many lines to name but they were the eye watering stuff of old MN.

Snapped and farted for me.

I still laugh at this comment.
Amazed that sex Lube and a fish slice didn't work - that's always my go to combination for kitchen emergencies!

Can't remember who it was, (it was ages ago), but a thread had descended into bickering and one poster came on to remark something along the lines of she'd like to 'put all your heads in a bucket and kick it down the yard'. Made me laugh out loud for some reason and I still say it to DH regularly when he annoys me.

Snapped and farted nothing will ever beat this!

I farted and snapped 😂

The poster who shouted 'Willy willy willy!' at some builders. It was something like they'd whistled at her and she said I know I shouldn't have but I just lost my temper and shouted 'Willy willy willy!' at them.

Oh and Jacob Rhys-Mogg ejaculating dust

Fuck off to the other side off fuck and when you get there, fuck off a bit more’....talking about David Cameron I think and so he did.

Snapped and farted

Yes to your minge and Angela Fernández.

Also the pet noises thread - the noise a pine marten makes - was it 'piney piney piney'

Lots of these - the 'reality vs expectation' thread with the fat match and Suzi Quattro's nan is my all-time favourite. There was another one though, I think the OP was asking what Hugh could be short for and the replies had me in stitches, I think the best one might have been 'WakemeupbeforeHughgogo' 😂😂

My favourite is:

I also have to tell Ds to stop licking the dog

From the ‘Household Objects That Are Pricks’ thread:

‘My bathroom generally is awful and malevolent, it has weird cream/orange/wtf fake marble tiles with tiny threads of dark orange/red veining. It's like having a shower in a diseased lung.’

'fanny like a punched lasagne' has me laughing everytime 😂

A very recent one but somebody a few weeks back said of Jacob Rees Mogg 'he looks like he ejaculates dust'

Literally the most perfect summing up of somebody I've ever heard!

Another for the Sistine Chapel thread...I was crying with laughter!

The tiny wanker / whiny tinker slip-up

Jesus in the Cabbage van

YOUR MINGE

Apart from several already mentioned there was a thread about a small child who had managed to get stuck inside a pillowcase and was described as being like a weeble with sad eyes

A thread a good few months ago about someone trying to decide whether to learn to drive a manual car but misspelt it as Manuel in the title and initial post and one of the first responses was ‘Que?’ Brilliant!

Something about urinating on the coffee table when the OP was cross over something (later admitted it was an unfortunate typo)

CAT ME YOU CUNT
still makes me laugh at random times all these years later