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To ask what your favourite ever line from mumsnet is?

346 replies

MyOtherProfile · 07/04/2019 09:36

Would love to find mine again - it was about Liam Gallagher and I'm pretty sure it was in a thread about the Ariana Grande Manchester concert. A poster said he has been wearing that anorak since 1993 and he won't feel the benefit.

Can't really say why I love it so much but it still makes me laugh out loud and we often quote it as a family, like when teen ds wears his coat at the dinner table.

OP posts:
HunnyCaramel · 07/04/2019 22:58

I've laughed til im crying and now feel a bit sick Envy - tiny wanker, dust ejaculation, shaving mick hucknall AGHHH GADDD SCHTAAPPP

dontdoxmeeither · 07/04/2019 23:07

I'm hysterical into the pillow here!

Mine is the simple "Chopsticks" post on the MN does Fifty Shades of shite thread. I laughed for days at one fucking word! 😂😂😂

ooohhhhcrap · 07/04/2019 23:24

Snapped and farted for me GrinGrin

Am loving this thread tonight

HoneyDragon · 07/04/2019 23:27

I’ll forever be greatful to Mumsnet for the term “flangepop” some of the finest medical advice ever given for vadge discomfort.

HoneyDragon · 07/04/2019 23:32

Oh I’m wedded to the original spoonyfucker still, despite his continued fuckery with spoons.

www.mumsnet.com/Talk/am_i_being_unreasonable/1615049-Sigh-I-have-to-stick-a-wooden-spoon-up-dhs-arse-dont-I

Judashascomeintosomemoney · 07/04/2019 23:33

I thought I was going to die laughing at the recent do you like your partners penis thread, especially this post:
I loved my exes penis, but not the useless bit of skin attached to it... what was it called again?
Ah! That's right. Alan.

DustyMaiden · 07/04/2019 23:35

Op said she didn’t like the swearing on MN someone replied “well fuck off then cuntychops.”

ILoveMaxiBondi · 07/04/2019 23:39

“Day orphanages” had me howling for far longer than it should have.

Also not really a phrase but the elderly Korean lady thread was a real gift. A real warm and fuzzy generator, that one!

Tatiannatomasina · 07/04/2019 23:41

Slack fannied judas 🤣🤣🤣

RomanticFatigue · 07/04/2019 23:53

There are so many that have had me snorting and I wish I could remember them, but the DH saying something along the lines of "I thought it was an artisan scotch egg" when he had eaten a fat ball will make me laugh forever.

FenellaVelour · 07/04/2019 23:57

“Darling, are you ok? You smell faintly of botty.”

I say this to my husband sometimes.

DSHathawayGivesMeFannyGallops · 08/04/2019 00:10

Slack-fannied Judas!

"Cunt for the butter" is on "overheard on the bus" in classics. It also garnered one of my other favourite lines, two women having a fight outside a bar, and one screamed at the other "and don't think you can borrow my Henry Hoover now!"

"Gate to Cheeky Fucker Land" is one of AllRoadsLeadtoRadleys threads, for the pp who mentioned it.

Arealhumanbeing · 08/04/2019 00:10

‘Fuck you lemon drizzle. Fuck you right up the bum.’

Grin
DianaPrincessOfThemyscira · 08/04/2019 00:17

Also the pet noises thread - the noise a pine marten makes - was it 'piney piney piney'

OMG I'd forgotten this one! Couldn't breathe - especially as I think the person who posted that said her parents said that to her and she made a fool of herself somewhere!

Fizbo · 08/04/2019 00:33

Off you fuck then cunty chops! Said as a response when someone complained about the amount of swearing on here. I use it frequently myself now.

Haribeau · 08/04/2019 00:53

Crotch goblin - recently

Snapped and farted - previously

Haribeau · 08/04/2019 00:56

Roselavenderblue 😂😂😂

Boulezvous · 08/04/2019 01:02

Not a phrase really but the angry OP on about sitting on the Fly seat on the bus. Hilarious.

TheTitOfTheIceberg · 08/04/2019 01:11

From the "Thickos on Tripadvisor" thread, in response to a review by someone who hadn't liked the "weird" food in Spain:

"Fucking Spanish food eating Spanish Spain bastards in Spain."

Ferfeckssake · 08/04/2019 04:05

Someone described a male celeb , I forget who as .." He looks like he would give you a great shag , then kick you out of bed to get him a beer ".. Loved it

ItsNiceItsDifferentItsUnusual · 08/04/2019 06:45

"I love my kids as much as the next Peter Andre"

KC225 · 08/04/2019 08:40

Mymuffinsuck I came up with the wankee candles - but don't cliam to be a genius.

One of my favorites was a woman praising her recent stay in hospital saying she felt refreshed and rested. The first reply was 'It ain't trip advisor mate'

Loved 'Suzi Quattro's fat nan' in her new designer leather jacket.

RuggerHug · 08/04/2019 08:52

'We call it my revenge placenta'
😁

mummmy2017 · 08/04/2019 08:57

I was quiet pleased with an answer I gave to a child home alone who called the police as she was a worrier...
My answer to the troll was.....
Well who do you want her to call, Santa or The tooth fairy

Insecure123 · 08/04/2019 09:30

Mine was from the "farty stories" thread. Actually 2 from there -

  1. One of those farts which ended with a question mark sound
  2. She farted and he came up with a centre parting

Stifling giggles at work just remembering that thread......provided plenty entertainment and I sent the link to many friends lol

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