To ask what your favourite ever line from mumsnet is?

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Would love to find mine again - it was about Liam Gallagher and I'm pretty sure it was in a thread about the Ariana Grande Manchester concert. A poster said he has been wearing that anorak since 1993 and he won't feel the benefit.

Can't really say why I love it so much but it still makes me laugh out loud and we often quote it as a family, like when teen ds wears his coat at the dinner table.

I think also on the Canadian thread, the OP rather rudely demanded to know if SGM had even been to Canada.

"Is that you, Paul?" From the spray painted a pidgeon thread.

"I'm Angela Hernandez"

The woman who fell over a corpse at a crime scene from the same thread as AH.

I can't remember the thread but the poster who was having issues with an ebayer (IIRC) and got told "I hope your rabbit dies and you can't sell the hutch". That one pops into my head every now and then.

you know you're talking to yourself three years ago, right?

The third post on the glorious Hauck Stroller thread here

The one where a new mum had read that when going out, her baby should have one more layer on than an adult. She realised one day before venturing out that she, the mother, was wearing two extra layers.
So she took her coat off

Oh my god Mapril classic.

Definitely 'I'm Angela Hernandez'.

Also 'their dad fed them badger and rice ' and all the puns that were subsequently posted.

And I loved - 'I walked out of the interview and fell over a potato'.

It was posted today!

Dick is abundant and low value.

Love it. Used it already.

Oh my goodness 😂😂😂.

I have read this thread over the last 3 days. Good job each day it was before my shower.

Absolutely hilarious 🤣🤣🤣

Brilliant isn't it? Still not found my original quote about Liam and his coat though

The stroller one is ⭐️

can someone please link the stroller thread...

Snapped and farted

There's a bad interview thread where a lady said "and then I tripped over a potato" with no expalantion.... We quite often say

...
And then I tripped over a potato!!!!

You have to make time for the important things in life Kath genuinely had me in tears but I think it might be one of those 'you had to be there' MN phrases. Although I'm so glad I was!

Unlike 'David Cameron's face looks like a freshy wanked cock' or the OP's Liam Gallagher observation which made me laugh out loud and they're new to me on this thread!

We use darked on now when DH brings in my oft forgotten washing.

But my favourite on this thread has to be:

"are you OK 'xyz'? Post once for yes, ten for no"

I'm in tears unable to post for ages as every time I went to copy and paste it I'd re read it and crack up again 😂

Your bar is so low only the slugs can get under it.

Not sure which thread this was from but I love it.

"Gather your strength, don't be drawn out as a movement, to be made equal in petty disputes such as this! Loose a foot to gain a yard, this is surely a war of attrition!"

By Shaboopy, none of it really made sense.

Sex pond, I am afraid the term stuck ... www.mumsnet.com/Talk/am_i_being_unreasonable/3337086-To-think-hot-tubs-in-back-gardens-are-a-bit-shit-and-anti-social

I am relatively new to MN can someone please enlighten me on "penis beaker"

I've just enjoyed this one from a current thread:

“Ooh that would never fill me up” ... well yes Karen there is an awful lot of you to fill

@insecure123 www.mumsnet.com/Talk/mumsnet_classics/1875847-Do-you-dunk-your-penis

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Make a set of brass knuckles out of Haribo rings and then punch him in the face.

Love it!