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To ask what your favourite ever line from mumsnet is?

346 replies

MyOtherProfile · 07/04/2019 09:36

Would love to find mine again - it was about Liam Gallagher and I'm pretty sure it was in a thread about the Ariana Grande Manchester concert. A poster said he has been wearing that anorak since 1993 and he won't feel the benefit.

Can't really say why I love it so much but it still makes me laugh out loud and we often quote it as a family, like when teen ds wears his coat at the dinner table.

OP posts:
BelulahBlanca · 07/04/2019 16:31

Snapped and farted! I didn’t know OP had actually farted that makes it even better

eyeoresancerre · 07/04/2019 16:33

"I'm with bitchface." still makes me smile. It was from the PTA cakesale thread years ago. Someone suggested the OP got that written on her apron and stand next to the PTA queen/mean girls at the cakes stall.

EmeraldShamrock · 07/04/2019 16:36

Snapped and farted is still mine. It will be hard to beat.

CommeDesPoissons · 07/04/2019 16:37

Stop phoning my foof, you've got the wrong number!

And also the baby shouting HOT TITS! Grin

FedUpParent · 07/04/2019 16:42

IvanaPee I'm pretty sure you've just read the glue thing not from the original thread, in the original the OP said they thought someone was on glue (imagine if you thought someone was crazy or on drugs but your go-to suggestion was that they were "on glue" and not maybe cocaine/heroin/drunk/etc) and then it just escalated to most posters asking people if they were on glue as a reference to it

Happy to be corrected though it was ages ago since the original thread Grin

GiantKitten · 07/04/2019 16:43

"he's a terrible cunt for the butter" was on here, wasn't it?

Mentalray · 07/04/2019 16:45

'aggressive baking' is my all time favourite.

written by an OP who was upset about someone bringing in homemade cakes to DHs work...

The80sweregreat · 07/04/2019 16:45

Poo squats! ( most singers on X factor do this )
The X factor threads are so funny.

GiantKitten · 07/04/2019 16:45

TheBrilloPad

The Angela Hernandez thread is still on here but so many people subsequently had their posts removed (during one of the security things I think) it's lost most of its joy.

I agree it was wonderful Grin

pallisers · 07/04/2019 16:45

Spoony fucker.

ILookLikeATramp · 07/04/2019 16:46

"I want a man I can have adventures with, not someone who cries because his peas are touching his carrots"

OldAndWornOut · 07/04/2019 16:48
Grin
CoraPirbright · 07/04/2019 16:50

I am quite fond of “off you fuck, cunty-chops” and long to use it in real life (but am not brave enough).

Also, from the famous cutted up pear thread “......and the utter arse of a woman cut up my pear”. Just the sheer outrage that pours from that phrase Grin.

BlackCatSleeping · 07/04/2019 16:50

A poster said he has been wearing that anorak since 1993 and he won't feel the benefit.

I love that!

There was a thread about a controversy about a communal gate, which someone named Gate-gate. It tickled me!

LordWheresMyShoes · 07/04/2019 16:54

Love the memories from some of these - and echoing the request for the "I'm a Canadian" thread pretty please!

My all time favorite along with snapped and farted is "DARLING I'M FEELING FRUITY, FETCH THE PENIS BEAKER!" Grin

BelulahBlanca · 07/04/2019 16:55

I’ve always wondered the origins of spoony fucker.

ScottChegg · 07/04/2019 16:55

I rather liked "YOU ARE REPLACING ME BECAUSE IM MOVING TO A MUCH, MUCH MORE SENIOR ROLE YOU INTOLERABLE, MANSPLAINING SHART GOBLIN."

Mrsjayy · 07/04/2019 16:56

Somebody said Tom Hiddleston looked like a feathery fucker I have no idea what it even means but sticks in my mind everytime I see or read about TH

francienolan · 07/04/2019 16:59

I doubt anything will be as funny as snapped and farted to me for a long time.

wizzler · 07/04/2019 17:00

Ucm is that you?
Makes me laugh every time.

HavelockVetinari · 07/04/2019 17:00

Can someone link to the "I AM CANADIAN" thread, pretty please?

MrsTerryPratchett · 07/04/2019 17:01

Somebody said Tom Hiddleston looked like a feathery fucker I have no idea what it even means

I think it's one of those men that are all gentle and delicate and touching your face gently while they kiss you all soft. Envy The opposite of at 3:13.

PhilipSteak · 07/04/2019 17:03

Not so much one line, but a series of verses. Some years ago a new mum had gone to a toddler sing-a-long at the local library. The person she sat next to gave her a hard time because she was trying to keep the seat for her friend. The OP came on to ask if she’d breached some baby group etiquette, should she have asked before sitting down there, etc
The general consensus was that she was in the right and the other woman was an arse.
The responses were hilarious. I seem to remember handmini (must have name changed now) doing a version of ‘Wind the Bobbin Up’ that had me laughing out loud. Wanders off to have a look in Classics ...

thinkingcapon · 07/04/2019 17:05

Mrsjayy that was me....I'd rather shit on my hands and clap......I use it about once a week

JaretsGirlfren · 07/04/2019 17:05

There was an embarrassing moments thread where one poster had pulled out her tampon and splattered blood on the bathroom door, however it was her epic typo of ‘cluster of clits’ that still tickles me when I think about it.

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