To ask what your favourite ever line from mumsnet is?

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Would love to find mine again - it was about Liam Gallagher and I'm pretty sure it was in a thread about the Ariana Grande Manchester concert. A poster said he has been wearing that anorak since 1993 and he won't feel the benefit.

Can't really say why I love it so much but it still makes me laugh out loud and we often quote it as a family, like when teen ds wears his coat at the dinner table.

I'm in absolute hysterics here.
HAMWICH 😂😂😂

‘He has eaten a fat ball’

An OP I had said something critical to, like that they were too focused on money and material things, said to me ‘I could buy you, and sell you, you cunt”or something to that effect. What a response!

And this one, from the Sinister Easter Bonnet thread that’s in Classics:

‘Thechick on the left knows that all he has to do is outrun the one on the right. what a little bastard he is.’

Can still make me randomly splitter with laughter after nine years.

Splutter ffs

"David Cameron's face looks like a freshly wanked cock"... had me laughing and feeling slightly sick at the same time.

I don’t mean to be all “‘twas green feilds round here before” but this is reminding me what MN used to be and just isn’t anymore. It’s like all the fun has gone!

Lesbian hummus...

www.mumsnet.com/Talk/_chat/3539667-Lesbian

it was something like "If I had a turd in one hand and a bottle of furniture polish in the other, I could not give a shiny shite.".

Thanks everyone. Glad to see i wasn't the only person who remembered the coat quote. Always makes me think of my granny!

Jesus in the Cabbage Van

I'm torn between 'snapped and farted' and screaming in the sistine chapel. 😂😂😂

Something like: "The kitchen at work smells worse than Captain Birdseye's jock strap..." (A poster complaining about a colleague microwaving fish every day for her lunch!)

“Fuck off you spud cunt” for me too!

Jesus in the Cabbage Van

Ah I remember that ocado Christmas delivery van driver

When I started on MN there wasn't the messaging facility there is now - instead there was CAT (Contact a Talker? not sure) which you paid something like £5 a year to have.
Anyway - my favourite line was someone's "CAT me you cunt" to someone else. I think I laughed for about a week.

"And my bike is a pile of shite".

The not-so-happy ending to someone's poem on a thread of limericks. Unfortunately, it made me laugh out loud!

The PTA cake one has already been mentioned on here and had so many great lines but the best was when I think OP was so riled up that she felt just like punching a random lemon drizzle cake in the supermarket. So many posters were urging her to ‘punch the cake’. Now I often laugh and feel like punching a cake when i’m In a supermarket!

You have 6* weeks to microwave your dog

• Can't remember the exact amount of weeks

From the things overheard thread:

"The only reason I'd kick him out of bed would be to fuck him on the floor"

Still makes me laugh, and I have used it myself 😳

Poster who bought a lovely leather jacket, tried it on, looked in the mirror then

"I look like Suzi Quattro's aged aunt"

I remember the post about a mumsnetter shagging Justin Fletcher. Was it Tutter? I can't remember it was years ago.

There was a thread about baby brain.

A poster said she spent a few minutes looking for her baby, before she realised it was attached to her tit.

I cried with laughter. (And am chuckling now)

“It’s like a Joules catalogue ejaculated over Southwold”

(re Grandpa in My Pocket)

I remember the Suzi Quatro one, that made me laugh.
I loved the 'Ian isn't a name it's just a noise' comment on a recent baby name thread.