To ask what your favourite ever line from mumsnet is?

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Would love to find mine again - it was about Liam Gallagher and I'm pretty sure it was in a thread about the Ariana Grande Manchester concert. A poster said he has been wearing that anorak since 1993 and he won't feel the benefit.

Can't really say why I love it so much but it still makes me laugh out loud and we often quote it as a family, like when teen ds wears his coat at the dinner table.

@Mrsjayy think that was about shaving Mick Hucknall.

One of my faves too! 🤣🤣

Every single thing Thighofrelief has ever said

I'm pretty sure you've just read the glue thing not from the original thread, in the original the OP said they thought someone was on glue (imagine if you thought someone was crazy or on drugs but your go-to suggestion was that they were "on glue" and not maybe cocaine/heroin/drunk/etc) and then it just escalated to most posters asking people if they were on glue as a reference to it

No it wasn’t. It was the thread where OP wasn’t invited to the wedding but was asked to decorate for it.

Someone told her to say “are you on glue?” Which was around in the 90s and not that funny even then, and the thread went wild.

It was so weird! It’s not even from Clueless or Mean Girls! It’s just a random phrase kids used to say way back when.

*Shagging not shaving! 🤣

Oh god one that stuck in my mind was saying Mr Bloom looked like he had a needle dick. That’s now all I see when I see him

So many.
I am Canadian.
Your mingle.

Something about Kelly Osbornes jaw being mistaken for a prehistoric ploughing instrument in the future.

Another, OP said she plucked her eyebrows every day. Someone asks if she is Liam Gallagher.

Two women in wheelchairs having a scrap.
Someone asks if it was in Glasgow.

Fuck you lemon drizzle bitch. Fuck you right up the bum.

What are MNers’ thoughts on either Sean, Daniel or Balonz?

he seemed to think whispering ' penetration' in my ear was sexy.

Oh my goodness! Nobody had replied to this last time I looked! Better go catch up... Just in case anyone has found the Gallagher quote

"Doing the t-rex in Asda" had me in absolute hysterics.

I swear it was on here once that someone said they knew someone who had shagged Justin Fletcher and that he was 'a very attentive lover'- I always think of it when I see him on telly!

(In reply to somebody complaining about all the swearing nowadays)

"Off you fuck then cunty chops"

No is a complete sentence , it’s an invite not a summons and one I saw yesterday which I love and will definitely use
A gift should come with ribbons not strings

We went to the Sistine Chapel the day after and I ended up screaming at the MichaelAngelo

^^This.

"someone's left the gate open at cheeky fucker farm" on one of the CF threads, around the time of SpanGran I think.

We went to the Sistine Chapel the day after and I ended up screaming at the MichaelAngelo
This yes. I had belly ache laugh reading it.

"Like Sophies Choice with canopies" about someone with 4 children, but was only allowed to choose 2 to go to a wedding. That had me in stitches.

I was the fat match.

My favourite from that thread was someone who had a pixie crop, and said she looked like ‘a fat, knackered old man.’ So she tried putting makeup on, and ended up resembling ‘A fat, knackered old man in drag.’

I love that thread.

I don't know if this counts but my all time favourite ever, crying with laughter at a thread has to be: 'Screaming in the Sistine Chappell'
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

"She's an awful cunt for the butter" overheard by two women in Dublin, I think. About a TV chef. Don't know who.

I see it's already been mentioned several times!

Someone has made a funny comment about Danny Dyer being a ham-faced bore, cracked me up!

On a Gilmore Girls thread, a poster noting how hot Jess (Milo Ventimiglia) was - something like “I’d spread him on a fucking cracker”. Made me laugh!

Hamwich!

The thread about the dad who fed kids badger had so many great lines. My stomach hurt from laughing!

The utter arse of a woman gave me cutted up pear.

Oh my god YES @Thegoodthere THE T-REX IN ASDA 😂

Snapped and farted. Just so random but so funny.

Thanks for this thread, I'm 41 weeks pregnant and my toddler has been a nightmare this weekend, this is just what I need.