To ask what your favourite ever line from mumsnet is?

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Would love to find mine again - it was about Liam Gallagher and I'm pretty sure it was in a thread about the Ariana Grande Manchester concert. A poster said he has been wearing that anorak since 1993 and he won't feel the benefit.

Can't really say why I love it so much but it still makes me laugh out loud and we often quote it as a family, like when teen ds wears his coat at the dinner table.

"Pom Bear anyone?"

The thread about the weird couple who had invited them round to dinner and they were hosting the return dinner and the OP's DH served Pom Bears as nibbles with a straight face.

Also on that thread "they sent methylated sprits for the school bottle stall" 😂😂😂

David Cameron bring described as having a face like a freshly wanked cock

What was the context of the I am a Canadian one please? Thread link is huge and a lot been deleted!

A thread years ago about “post bath whoosh” still makes me giggle to think of it.

This is a great thread OP, I’ve not laughed on here in a long time, but remembering all these is good.

The thread where one poster kept glitching and her replies kept posting about 10 times.
Someone said:

"are you OK 'xyz'? Post once for yes, ten for no".

Or something along those lines.

Being reminded of the fart ending in a question mark has had me laughing all over again.

Probably already been said but ' cancel the cheque'!

Suzi Quatro’s fat nan.. totally fabulous 😂

These are brilliant
It's not really a laugh out loud moment but I still think of one of the first threads I read on here which was classic MN where a child had been told off for picking a daffodil by a gardener and the mum started a thread expecting everyone to be outraged with the gardener and she didn't get the expected response (was piled on it quite an ott way of being a terrible parent) and it peaked for me about six pages in when someone said 'it's the daffodil I feel sorry for' I remember reading it out to my work mates who did t get why I love MN

I am without the 4th vowel

Loved Chaos’s threads!

The post where op was complaining someone kept having sex in her hedge - a poster suggested it could be hedgehogs and op replied that hedgehogs don't usually ask for a finger up the bum

Crying!!!! Hahahahaha

"Tim Dowling, for example, is a twat."

And snapped and farted is not funny at all and should be scrubbed from MN history along with Penis Beakers and Yoni massage.

From the unreasonable toddler tantrums thread:

Because I wouldn't let DS put his penis in the dog's water bowl

The one about bad sex moments when the man says stop stop! The dogs licking my arse! And of courze snapped and farted!

I was in crowded arrivals lounge reading that thread... wetting myself laughing....

Brian from Hull was funny and I won’t hear a word against him!

Can anyone send me the link to this infamous snapped and farted please? X

“I’m Angela Hernandez”

Snapped and Farted. One of the funniest threads on here 😂

'Boils my piss' and 'crotch goblin'

Someone had a husband who didn't like the washing being left out at night. Wonderful MN reply. "Is he afraid it will get Darked on?"

www.mumsnet.com/Talk/mumsnet_classics/3277729-Embarrassed-by-boyfriend

Snapped and farted for the poster that asked.

PENIS BEAKER

"Does anyone else use a penis-beaker?" or words to that effect.

The Mick Hucknell thread had me laughing out loud many times! So many lines on there!

The one where there was a little old Korean lady in someone’s back garden who wouldn’t leave 😂

Pom Bear anyone? 😬😬