To ask what your favourite ever line from mumsnet is?

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Would love to find mine again - it was about Liam Gallagher and I'm pretty sure it was in a thread about the Ariana Grande Manchester concert. A poster said he has been wearing that anorak since 1993 and he won't feel the benefit.

Can't really say why I love it so much but it still makes me laugh out loud and we often quote it as a family, like when teen ds wears his coat at the dinner table.

Not necessarily individual funny lines, but I LOVED the one where the OP had had a few and started a thread about how Dolphins are bastards!

Sean, Daniel or Balonz

Was Balonz a typo?

@DSHathawayGivesMeFannyGallops omg that one was brilliant!! I wonder if it ever made it to classics?

@Andylion no, the op said she knew someone called balonz and thought it was a nice name I think her older daughter was called Data? I'm not sure it wasn't a wind up tbh.

This whole thread has me crying with laughter on the commuter train.

I must look like a mad woman.

The fat ball is now my favourite. Totally the sort of thing dh would do.

I remember one thread where someone said "my childminder is as rough as a badger's arse" having me crying with shocked laughter that anyone would describe their childminder like that.

I'm not sure if that was the origin of badger's arse though.

God I've just gone and read Snapped and Farted again. Fucking funny. When the op comes back with 'I have IBS'. 😂

Snapped and farted!!!

cloudspotter I first heard rough as a badger's arse in a Marian Keyes book but I imagine it predates that too.

Thanks inmycorner x

So many!

T-Rexing in Asda
You're the carcass
Screaming at the Michelangelo
Balonz - which was a wind-up, see drownedinsound.com/community/boards/social/4454505

I didn't find 'snapped and farted' particularly funny though.

About 6 years ago on Relationships, someone's cheating husband was described as a 'chutney rustling count badger'.

Still makes me laugh

I can't remember the topic, but I think the poster was having problems with a neighbour, and another neighbour, an elderly lady, took the bad neighbour to task and ended with 'Good day to you!' Seeing it written down like that it doesn't seem so funny now ......
The Screaming At Michelangelo and the Fat Ball/Artisan Scotch Egg are two of my favourites.

@mummmy2017 yes, that's just brilliant

The Screaming At Michelangelo

Is there a link to this one?

www.mumsnet.com/Talk/am_i_being_unreasonable/3178898-DH-embarrassed-by-my-sensitivity

You're so welcome Andylion

Ive just read the Michaelangelo thread... I cannot compose myself!
Also she might be my ExMiL.

“My DH has a Penis-beaker”!

There was a thread about a drive that didn’t have a dropped kerb and a poster wrote “that’s not a drive, that’s a patio with aspirations”

Obviously that should be chutney rustling cunt badger.

Crying with laughter at lesbian hummus...the cats are giving me some seriously budget looks

judgy ffs stupid phone

the thread where the OP was having issues with a friend who would not visit because of her guide dog. MN made her a meme saying 'Me and my guide dog say fuck off cuntychops' to send to her dickish friend :D

DH and I are in absolute stitches over the dog and the picnic blanket “Bum gravy” has totally finished me

Best line ever from a ‘do you actually like your partners penis’ thread....

“Personally I prefer a good tongue punch in the fart box”

Still kills me every time I think about it 😂😂😂😂

From the things overheard thread:

"The only reason I'd kick him out of bed would be to fuck him on the floor"

Still makes me laugh, and I have used it myself 😳

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I remember this! Fabulous

Cunt for the butter
Spud cunt
Snapped and farted