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AIBU?

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To think DH should accept that this post was about him?

191 replies

LellowYedbetter · 24/03/2019 19:28

Bird has been chirping loudly outside of our bedroom window at the same time past few days. Sounds like an owl as it’s so loud. Yesterday it woke me up at 5.30am and same time today. Today I managed to get back to sleep only to be awoken by DH standing st the bedroom window stark bollock naked screaming and shouting. I told him to stop it as it would disturb the neighbours (it was only 6.30am) and he shouted that the bird had woken him up again on his only day off.
I got up at 8.30 and went on Facebook. Our area has its own Facebook page and there was a post on there about the nutter screaming and shouting at 6.30am. It must have been about DH as the times and words were identical! It had loads of replies, all angry etc saying they’d heard it too and it had woken children etc. I told him when he got up and he’s insisting that it wasn’t about him but was probably about the yobs that have been causing trouble but the wording was identical to what he was shouting!! AIBU to think it’s abdolutely obvious that the post was about him and he should recognise that??

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ScafellPoke · 24/03/2019 22:02

Ooh lello where do you live?! I wanna join the parodix page

Elderflower14 · 24/03/2019 22:05

The birds are discussing it on Twitter!!! GrinGrinGrin

MorningsEleven · 24/03/2019 22:06

I laughed so hard I honked like a goose!

Don't do that. The OP's husband (Basil Fowlty) will get his cock out and shout at you.

thenightsky · 24/03/2019 22:07

was it one of them ring necked doves going oooh-oh hahoohooo for fucking ever from 5.30 0nward?

April241 · 24/03/2019 22:14

Howling!!!!!

C0untDucku1a · 24/03/2019 22:18

Im following for the update from the parody site

ScrambledSmegs · 24/03/2019 22:19

At least no one took a photo of him.

Wood pigeon? They don't coo gently, they sound like asthmatic owls, and they're loud with it. Don't let them nest there, they will torment you half the year

Malope · 24/03/2019 22:19

thenightsky

Going what now?

Banterlope · 24/03/2019 22:19

You need the right tools for the job.

To think DH should accept that this post was about him?
CaptainCabinets · 24/03/2019 22:20

“Oooh-oh hahoohooo” has completely done me in GrinGrinGrin

I’m in bits laughing at the mental image. Grin

Tatiannatomasina · 24/03/2019 22:21

Love it, great start to the day 😂

BrutusMcDogface · 24/03/2019 22:24

😂😂😂😂😂😂

baubled · 24/03/2019 22:24

Hilarious! It's rare a thread makes me properly laugh but this one has definitely done it. Please post the parody post if/when there is one.

iklboo · 24/03/2019 22:25

You know what's not fun? Seagulls on a caravan roof. They sound like drunk teenagers doing Riverdance in hob nail boots.

ChorleyFMcominginyourears · 24/03/2019 22:29

I very rarely laugh out loud at threads but this one has me creased 😂😂

PotterHead1985 · 24/03/2019 22:30

Or Pigeons on a caravan roof. Holiday in Sheppey for 2 weeks. Buggers on the roof at the crack of dawn doing their best Irish dancing every morning. Oh I wished I had a gun! Grin

thats hilarious! hopefully no-one noticed the stark bollock naked bit!!

I was thinking this ^

We have a mister and misses blackbird in our ivy out back. From about February every year as it starts to lighten he gets up with the larks and comes to the gatepost by my window and has a conversation with f knows who. I think he is telling me to get up the cheeky bugger. I then see him in the ivy when I get up eyeing me up as if to say 'you are late you lazy sod' Grin. I work lates so heck me it's annoying and after several years I still can't sleep thru him!!!

ItsHardToExplain · 24/03/2019 22:31

If I was him I would be worried about a revenge attack. A flock of birds could swoop down and peck his naked knob if he does it again.

CheshireChat · 24/03/2019 22:35

DP and I nearly called 999 because of a seagull, it sounded exactly like a woman being attacked and since we lived on a quiet backstreet with lots of nooks and crannies... DP was actually getting dressed to go out when we heard it again.

Do you have children? Didn't he wake them up as well?

quizqueen · 24/03/2019 22:38

I think birds have much more to complain about concerning human behaviour!

Pinkbells · 24/03/2019 22:41

Haha, hilarious! He needs to accept that there probably weren't too many naked people out there yelling profanities at owls at silly o'clock. Can you both get some earplugs??

Ihavealwaysknown · 24/03/2019 22:48

😂 that mental image!

Ironymaiden · 24/03/2019 22:55

I am actually folded 😂 I thought I would stop breathing trying to get through the OPs second post. 😂

Didiusfalco · 24/03/2019 22:57

I have a feeling your dh might turn up in the mumsnet talk round up too op, this would be perfect for that Smile.

Intrigued by what the horror-bird might actually be MTGGirl 🤔

ScrambledSmegs · 24/03/2019 23:08

Fucking wood pigeons.

DannyDyersPants · 24/03/2019 23:14

YANBU......the post was defo about him! And I'm sorry but your H stood shouting at a random bird ' with his nob out' is piss funny. FWIW I hate twittering bastard birds as well.

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