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...to not face my fears and ignore this?

82 replies

Malope · 19/03/2019 21:05

Finally got DC in bed. Just sat down with a glass of wine. Spotted something long and brown on carpet from my vantage point. I don't dare look closer.

If I ignore it, will it go away?

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Jacksback · 19/03/2019 21:08

Yep

Ohyesiam · 19/03/2019 21:08

No, but the wine deserves your full attentionWine

MyKingdomForBrie · 19/03/2019 21:09

Long but how wide?! If it's what it sounds like.. can you ignore the smell..?!

Dizzywizz · 19/03/2019 21:10

Are we talking like shit or like a snake??!!

CheekyFuckersDontGetPastMe · 19/03/2019 21:11

I thought Mouse/rat tail but a shit is now on the list

Ohyesiam · 19/03/2019 21:12

It must be their dads turn, surley?

Siameasy · 19/03/2019 21:13

Pmsl
I would ignore it and hope DH sees it then act all surprised
I do this with cat sick

boredboredboredboredbored · 19/03/2019 21:13

No. It'll start to smell if you leave it too long!

aibutohavethisusername · 19/03/2019 21:13

Quick wine then face fears before another wine.

SlimGin · 19/03/2019 21:14

Yes treat yourself with another wine after

MorningsEleven · 19/03/2019 21:14

Can you take a photo?

Original poster
Malope · 19/03/2019 21:14

DH is out... it doesn't have legs...

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Easterbunnyiscomingsoon · 19/03/2019 21:15

Put a cd on. Throw a rug over it.
Dance on the rug.

bobinks · 19/03/2019 21:17

Ohyesiam I just read 'turn' as turd Blush

SlimGin · 19/03/2019 21:18

Does it rhyme with 'rug'?

Hubblebubbletripletrouble · 19/03/2019 21:18

Gross!!

Ohyesiam · 19/03/2019 21:18

Easterbunny I like you’re style

Ohyesiam · 19/03/2019 21:19

bobinks
Snort

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Malope · 19/03/2019 21:22

Approx 3" by... less. I'm not getting the measuring tape out. I'm going to finish my wine.

Sorry for the sideways pic. Can't work out how to turn it!

...to not face my fears and ignore this?
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teenybean · 19/03/2019 21:27

Looks like a bar of chocolate

teenybean · 19/03/2019 21:27

Lick it to make sure

Sunhill4 · 19/03/2019 21:28

Looks like a chocolate cake bar!

Original poster
Malope · 19/03/2019 21:28

Pic didn't seem to work. Trying again...

...to not face my fears and ignore this?
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NeverTalksToStrangers · 19/03/2019 21:29

Deffo a shit.

Original poster
Malope · 19/03/2019 21:29

@teenybean

YOU lick it

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