...to not face my fears and ignore this?

[Malope]

Finally got DC in bed. Just sat down with a glass of wine. Spotted something long and brown on carpet from my vantage point. I don't dare look closer.

If I ignore it, will it go away?

I decided to improve it.

::pushes second glass of wine away::

If the pic works...

“OP if you don't usually have these in the house then this is a potential MN Red Flag.....is DH having an EA with some healthy eating OW? Snoop on his phone, take screen shots, get your ducks in a row and the LTB!”

This 😂😂😂😂

Please, please tell me your child has deliberately left this here for you!!!

Proof that you can polish a turd!

I think you are going to have to do the sniff test on that one LMAO.

Looks like a soreen loaf to me!