...to not face my fears and ignore this?

[Malope]

Finally got DC in bed. Just sat down with a glass of wine. Spotted something long and brown on carpet from my vantage point. I don't dare look closer.

If I ignore it, will it go away?

SinisterBumFacedCat

Pretty sure raisins are like the sick-carrots of poop. Always there, even if you haven't eaten them.

I think you should celebrate it being a soreen loaf with an extra glass of wine.

Excellent idea, KitKat1985.

It's still there. I am at ease with the notshit.

😄😄😄😄

OP if you don't usually have these in the house then this is a potential MN Red Flag.....is DH having an EA with some healthy eating OW? Snoop on his phone, take screen shots, get your ducks in a row and the LTB!

Eugh, malt loaf, no chance I'm licking that, I'd rather lick a turd! 😂

Too many posters are too hasty with the Soreen bar decision. Looks like Mr Kipling chocolate brownie slice to me. Or a supermarket equivalent.

feliciabirthgiver

Is all of that necessary at this point? Surely a parking diagram would do it?

That's a chocolate bar I'm sure. Havea sniff?

Thread of the week! (And I'd know - I've been off sick so I've read them all )

CantYouSleepLittleBear ::raises glass::

Too square for a shit, it’s a cake bar

Neither shite nor snake I'm going to do my best to use this at work tomorrow

You must not have a dog or it would be long gone!

adayatthebeach

Nope, no dog. Got a cat, but if he laid out something that size I'd expect him to be inside out.

Soreen and Philly was my craving when I was pg with DS ( I ate a loaf a day )

I have to state though that my darling boy (231 months old) in no way resembles a turd, even in a dim light .

Looks like a brownie 😂

Thread. Of. The. Year 😂😂😂

CaveMum Steady on - it's only March!!

Nope, TOTY

[off to nominate thread for Classics]

70isaLimitNotaTarget

A day?! One day I shall eat inappropriate amounts of something I love! I believe the youngsters say #lifegoals in circumstances such as this.

I love Soreen. I would volunteer to lick it if it is absolutely necessary lest you are kicked right out of MN. I'm nice and kind that way.

Has it moved since you last looked!!!!

Are you sure it’s soreen? I have a feeling you are just clutching at the suggestion as some of the alternatives are too grim to contemplate 🤔. At least sniff it if you won’t do the sensible thing and actually lick it!

Mary1935

...no. However...