Jesus Christ. What is going on here?
I'm going to put together a calender with the most ugly men in Westminster and sell in to MN for Xmas. There's clearly money in it.
January can be Jacob Rees-Mogg with a union jack flannel to hide his modesty, February can be Hammond who will pose with his briefcase, For March we'll have Bercow, I suppose he can keep his little cape. Anyway, I'm sure I can fill a year with the fantasies of you wong'uns.