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Original poster

To find John Bercow very attractive

180 replies

EnlightenmentwasaPassingPhase · 18/03/2019 22:55

What a man!

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EmmaGrundyForPM · 19/03/2019 02:43

Admire him - yes
Fancy him - no

I think he's doing an incredible job under the circumstances.

Pinkarsedfly · 19/03/2019 02:43

Yeah, I would.

PirateWeasel · 19/03/2019 02:58

He can propose my motion any time. Long words, big brain and endless sentences = be still my heart.

Decormad38 · 19/03/2019 03:19

Ive just vomited in my mouth

toomuchtooold · 19/03/2019 05:05

I get it OP (suspect it is to do with the voice as well) but in reality - short, posh, superficially charming, had loads of bullying accusations about him - he's probably an insufferable arse.

JustAnotherTwat · 19/03/2019 05:30

I'm not saying you are wrong..but I feel slightly nauseous considering it.

stayathomer · 19/03/2019 05:41

Don t find him attractive but can possibly see how people would fund him charming. He knows his stuff well and is pretty kick ass at his job. I think my dh possibly has a man crush on himWink

MumsyJ · 19/03/2019 06:05

Here we go again! 🙄

BertrandRussell · 19/03/2019 06:08

“The House must calm itself!”

Sanguineclamp · 19/03/2019 06:10

I find him rather odious but he did good work yesterday!

Strange emphasis on "der" rather than "or"! Grin

StealthPolarBear · 19/03/2019 06:14

Strange emphasis on "der" rather than "or"! grin

I do that as a parent "if you weren't listening on the first syllable, you will be listening by the second"

BertrandRussell · 19/03/2019 06:21

I worked in the House of Commons back in the dawn of time and we had to stand pressed against the wall when the Speaker came down any corridor. Not sure I’d care to do that for Bercow.....

twofingerstoEverything · 19/03/2019 06:47

Glad he intervened yesterday. Brexit has become a pantomime.

To find John Bercow very attractive
StealthPolarBear · 19/03/2019 06:55

OH NO IT HASN'T

UserX · 19/03/2019 06:58

just waiting for the trolls to come out on this thread: “Well I voted remain but because of John Bercows reprehensible actions I think we should leave immediately without a deal!!! The EU will pay for this !!!!1!!”

twofingerstoEverything · 19/03/2019 07:01

OH, YES IT HAS! Grin

EssentialHummus · 19/03/2019 07:02

I read yesterday that he now has a big following in France and Germany as a result of all the Brexit news he features on.

But, to answer the OP, no. If he was the last man on earth I’d be making plans with the PP above who is contemplating lesbianism. Wink

Also, what’s the deal with his wife? I remember something about her posing in curtains (?).

ShitAtScarbble · 19/03/2019 07:02

I wouldn't mind a threesome with him and Boris

Words. Will. Not. Come. Grin

LucheroTena · 19/03/2019 07:04

I would most def. He’s very quick and funny. I can’t accept that he’s a bully. He’s taken mad Sally back after her affairs and that isn’t the behaviour of an egomaniac.

Good on him today, doing what is right in a sea of people keeping their cowardly heads down.

PrawnOfCreation · 19/03/2019 07:10

Words. Will. Not. Come.

Not the only thing. Drier than the chicken at Weatherspoons now.

EllebellyBeeblebrox · 19/03/2019 07:12

I'm with you OP, loving Bercow right now.

Livpool · 19/03/2019 07:22

Yes!!!
🤮🤮🤮🤢🤢🤢

Dommina · 19/03/2019 07:32

Am a total Bercow-head
With you OP

PH03b3 · 19/03/2019 07:35

I have to agree.
I imagine hes very dominant !! ;-)

PH03b3 · 19/03/2019 07:37

@BertrandRussell
Oh really!? I love the little traditions like that. Is there any others the general public wouldn't know of?

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