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To find John Bercow very attractive

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EnlightenmentwasaPassingPhase · 18/03/2019 22:55

What a man!

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SaucyJack · 18/03/2019 23:42

Er, no. He’s a bit Hobbity for my tastes.

I do enjoy his performances though, and i approve of his work so far this week.

And I did like this headline.

To find John Bercow very attractive
nometal · 18/03/2019 23:42

That should have been only one that.

EnlightenmentwasaPassingPhase · 18/03/2019 23:45

Just left the pub. The general consensus was that that the man is an utter pr!ck

Oh well that's settled then Hmm

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AdaColeman · 18/03/2019 23:45

Oh OP, I think you'd better go for a lie down alone in a darkened room for a while until you come back to your senses.
Stay calm, you'll soon start to feel better.

adayatthebeach · 18/03/2019 23:46

BiscuitI’d prefer Jack Straw Grin

ginghambox · 18/03/2019 23:47

He is an arse. he will go down as the worst speaker ever.

ConstanceOrsovamusement · 18/03/2019 23:51

I wouldn't mind a threesome with him and Boris.

StarbucksSmarterSister · 19/03/2019 00:07

Just left the pub. The general consensus was that that the man is an utter pr!ck

Were you drinking with hard right Tory MPs?

Bercow is handling things brilliantly and has rocketed in my estimation recently. No I don't find him remotely attractive physically but he's doing a amazing job at the moment as Speaker.

BTW, Is he still married to that awful woman?

blackteasplease · 19/03/2019 00:10

I can see it tbh.

I also think he's doing a great job.

americandream · 19/03/2019 00:10

Ewww NO!

KnitFastDieWarm · 19/03/2019 00:10

I get it, he’s got a twinkle in the eye and an authoritative manner Grin

Singlenotsingle · 19/03/2019 00:12

You are being VVU, OP. You'll be saying you fancy the Moggster next! Shock

Joey7t8 · 19/03/2019 00:24

Just left the pub. The general consensus was that that the man is an utter pr!ck

Wetherspoons?

Man’s a hero to me. Someone needed give Teresa May’s a figurative boot up the arse to try and actually get some sort of compromise sorted within the next few months so that Parliament can get on with stuff that isn’t Brexit.

Abra1de · 19/03/2019 00:26

He’s awful.
Lots of bullying accusations made about him.

Amortentia · 19/03/2019 00:26

Ive met him a few times and he’s very engaging, so I kind of get it. Although, personally I prefer men who are very tall and he definitely doesn’t fall in to that category.

SisterMichael · 19/03/2019 00:26

I started finding Dominic Grieve attractive, what with all his amendments and whatnot so YANBU.

stopgap · 19/03/2019 00:29

Yes! I’ve been crushing on the wee man for ages.

HeronLanyon · 19/03/2019 00:29

Can we actually say well done Justine greening who asked the question back on wed/Thursday about the provision to which he said he might have to rule in it. Not sure why everyone saying it’s a bolt from the blue as it was by far the most interesting thing that day. A little ticking time bomb.
I see why you find him attractive op - I don’t but I kind of get it.

thegreatbeyond · 19/03/2019 00:35

I imagine him and Rees Mogg moonlighting as 'Dungeon Masters' at private parties across the UK fetish 'scene'. The Daily Mail is going to publish the truth any day now, probably.

Handay · 19/03/2019 00:39

I don't think he's attractive but I do think he's trying to save the country so that's a good thing.

EnlightenmentwasaPassingPhase · 19/03/2019 00:47

He's really pissed the Daily Mail off!

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OvertiredandConfused · 19/03/2019 00:49

I know him. He really isn’t attractive —but he thinks he is—

brizzlemint · 19/03/2019 00:50

He's really pissed the Daily Mail off

Excellent, that's always a bonus.

EnlightenmentwasaPassingPhase · 19/03/2019 00:50

Hello Andrea!

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HelenaDove · 19/03/2019 02:23

Hes made James Cleverly look a right twunt...................though i suppose that isnt hard.

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