Meet the Other Phone. Child-safe in minutes.

Meet the Other Phone.
Child-safe in minutes.

Buy now

Please or to access all these features

AIBU?

Share your dilemmas and get honest opinions from other Mumsnetters.

Who should be the new James Bond.

363 replies

Tinkerbell456 · 18/03/2019 07:29

I have started watching Turn Up Charlie. I think he would be great as Bond. Bit of a departure what with the East End accent and looking (struggling to say what I mean accurately here) . A bit rough around the edges looking rather than polished if you see what I mean. And yes. He is a non minger crush of mine😀! Or a woman. Suggestions?

OP posts:
Thread gallery
12
ScrambledSmegs · 18/03/2019 09:49

I suppose they do tend to go for actors who are in their 30s. I'm struggling to think of any who would fit but I suppose they cut their films to fit the Bond.

Just don't let it be Matt Smith. That's all I ask.

Tinkerbell456 · 18/03/2019 09:50

My husband just suggested Mile Cyrus. I suspect he is not taking this quest seriously.

OP posts:
Fazackerley · 18/03/2019 09:50

Hannah Bondana

FatKatt · 18/03/2019 09:50

Tom is 5'9/5'10

But look how massive they made him look as Bane. And in Warrior.

He looks taller on film.

Daniel Craig is a shirt arse too.

FatKatt · 18/03/2019 09:50

Short*

DangerMouse17 · 18/03/2019 09:51

Theo James should be Bond. 100%

Has the right voice, the right face and could deal with the physical nature of the role. I can't imagine Idris jumping out of a helicopter and looking good doing it...sorry!

WeepingWillowWeepingWino · 18/03/2019 09:51

Shatner yes, and? I still think he's an awful actor!

HavelockVetinari · 18/03/2019 09:54

Richard Madden or Sam Heughan would be my choice (although the latter would need to dye his hair, we can't have a blond Bond!)

Tinkerbell456 · 18/03/2019 09:55

I have my cast, people. Bond: Jacob Rhys Mogg. Miss Moneypenny: Miley Cyrus ( imagine the chemistry ). Now we need a Q. If only the late, greatStephen Hawking were available. How cool would this be?

OP posts:
JaneEyre07 · 18/03/2019 09:56

I think the reason the Bond franchise has come back to life was using a ruggedly good looking actor that is Daniel Craig and losing the smarmy charm of Roger Moore and Pearce Brosnan. Craig brought a gritty reality to Bond and it would be really sad to lose that.

Idris Elba is way too smarmy charmy, I agree with other PPs that it needs to be someone like Tom Hardy, Alexander Skarsgard or Richard Madden.

LutherRalph1 · 18/03/2019 09:56

Tom Hardy and Idris Elba are a bit rough and ready ( absolutely not a criticism) to be Bond

HavelockVetinari · 18/03/2019 09:57

Alexander Skårsgard is too old I think

IcedPurple · 18/03/2019 10:00

Idris Elba would have been good maybe 10 or 15 years ago, but as several posters have already said, he'd be pushing 50 by the time he made his first Bond film, which is simply too old.

Anyway, I would say it's more likely that they'll go for a not that well-known actor, like Daniel Craig was in the pre-Bond days. That pretty much rules out Tom Hardy, Tom Hiddleston and most of the others people are talking about. My guess is the next Bond will be someone many of us barely know about.

WeepingWillowWeepingWino · 18/03/2019 10:02

Alexander Skårsgard is too old I think

dunno about too old, prob just on the cusp - but he's too Swedish!

ShatnersWig · 18/03/2019 10:02

Daniel Craig is a short arse too

As I didn't get an answer earlier, when did 5 ft 10 become regarded as "tiny" or a "short arse"?

Now Dustin Hoffman, tiny, yes.

ChardonnaysPrettySister · 18/03/2019 10:02

Sam Heughan was very watchable in Sons of Anarchy.

Consider this a PSA if you haven’t seen it yet.

JaneEyre07 · 18/03/2019 10:05

Charlie Hunnam? Very similar to Craig and not too typecast so far?

Now there's a thought.

Argeles · 18/03/2019 10:05

I’d love it to be Damian Lewis, but I know that won’t happen.

Richard Madden would be great.

ChardonnaysPrettySister · 18/03/2019 10:08

Oh hang on, I might have confused some of my cast.

Sam Heughan was in what?

Have I mixed up Sons of Anarchy with the Outlander?

Hyrana · 18/03/2019 10:09

My DH looks like Daniel Craig and when the Bond films came out in SE Asia my DH was all the rage, he ages well Grin
I have seen loads of posts here that think Daniel Craig is handsome and sexy but I've also seen many who say he looks like shit Smile

ChardonnaysPrettySister · 18/03/2019 10:10

I have. Blush

I’m recasting my vote for Charlie Hunnam.

Tinkerbell456 · 18/03/2019 10:11

Chard. Jamie in Outlander.

OP posts:
ChoccyBiccyTastic · 18/03/2019 10:11

Was going to suggest the guy that played Javert in the recent Les Mis rerun, David Oyelowo, but he's 42.

Whoever it is, we need some fresh energy, someone authentic but not a charicature. I don't want to watch another smarmy womanizer. Times have moved on.

ChardonnaysPrettySister · 18/03/2019 10:12

I got it now.

Wrong one.

I’ve been thinking Jax Teller.

Hazeintheclouds · 18/03/2019 10:13

James Norton.