Is my neighbour a serial killer?

[Iltavilli]

We live in a bog standard 3 bed semi. Our attached neighbour has a kitchen extension but also a small brick built outhouse (1920s house so not standard).
Our dog seems obsessed with the outhouse. The neighbour is in her late 70s, has lived here for 30+ years, no close family seem to visit. She’s a fab neighbour but should we accept she’s a likely serial killer?

(Not serious for those easily offended)

Hold on. Does Jeff want to wear a suit. Has he always had a yen ¥ to be a property developer? It's a calling and few have it. I'm interested in Jeff's opinion on this.

I've spoken to Jeff and he's more than happy to help, he has said he'll only wear a single breasted jacket though. He does have an interest in all this, it was he that uncovered it all in the first place.

Jeff could be the potential savior of sausage salesman. Lifetime supply of sausage is Jeff's reward so am sure Jeff could be persuaded to wear the suit if OP explains this?

Great OddCat.

Definitely a sausage smoker. She is holding the sausage salesman hostage. Roxanne should go around in the guise of a security guard and clean the lot out.

thigh could i place an organ order please?

One new liver and a large willy if you don't mind.

Maybe Jeff would be willing to wear a GoPro-type camera and sneak in there on the promise of sausages if he can make it out alive again?

Thigh could I order 2 (matching) testicles for my dog. He's mislaid his somewhere, after an afternoon at the vets.

Dangles i gave you 2 livers last week, and a whole bag of willies!

Gin I've just checked my organ bucket. Filed under "odds and sods" I've got a bull testicle and 2 human testicles. According to my personal mathematician that = 2 dog's bollox.

Just going to fetch my personal mathematician in case anyone thinks I'm lying, which I'm not.

Fuck it Dangly where's my mathematician?

thigh So, how does that work? 2 on one side and one on the other? I don't want him to look odd!
Perhaps I'll check in my outhouse, see what I've got.

@nakedscientist can you come over to AIBU to do a sum for thigh please dear?

Hurry naked we need to work out a bollox equation for AlargeGin Please

I'm stuck on the loo with an upset tum and this thread is giving me life.

Do you see her walking along the bypass letting soild drop down her trouserleg? If so she is digging an oubliette.

Does she have a fluffy fat white dog. Do you ever hear her say, "It put's the lotion in the basket."

We're going back to Thighland, you're all crazy here.

Weegie come to Thighland, you'll like it there, we have organs and slankets.

I think you need a pair of binoculars 😊

Just stop this now.
I'm laughing so much it hurts

Mmmmm Slankets you say?

Of course they are. Why would you even think they aren't?

ALargeGinPlease Of COURSE you're invited to Thighland! Everyone welcome! There are no rulz in Thighland you just have to relax in a slanket, eat snax and sometimes get violent when you want to.

We solve each others problems until there are no problems so then we get bored and make our own. Please come with a problem and the Agony Aunties of Thighland with solve it via the ancient lore of thigh

Currently Thighland is here: (until Thursday, New Thread Day when we all get lost and upset for a bit!)

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