Or is this the best word ever?!

[LadyGAgain]

Sweetie-Fluff.
My DD pointing at the candy floss.

What's your best "wrong name" story?

@hellenbackagen I love swish swaffers!

Did used to call cauliflower cheese "yellow slurpy stuff", radiators were ralligators and cucumber was gobolina!

When they were little we had The DooDat (do that) for the tv remote because it does things and ds used to call his coat hood bus roof, "put my roof up mummy it's raining". Still makes me smile!

We were stuck in a load of traffic on motorway once. My son must have been about 5 at the time and said all he could smell was ‘car breath’ . Love it!

*his roof not bus roof!

"Yellow gravy" for curry sauce.

Dd confuses us with “I want my breakfast in the diamond room”..... I wish!! It’s the dining room unfortunately.
Also when we are cold we turn the radigator up.

Fizzy feet for pins and needles.

I do call the tv remote the beep beep though

Oh remembered another one, when dd was little she used to ask for cheese sprinkle sandwiches, it took us a while to realise it was grated cheese she had had at the childminders.

@Margot I call them that

Eating pillows = ravioli

My son always wanted to master the 'chin guitar'.

Violin

My little girl (4) can't say Yellow, she pronounces it 'Lowbee'

Also marshmallow are 'marshlowbees'

Pokemon are 'Poke-a-gom'

Hippopotamus is a 'pillow-rot-a-mouse 😂

He could only eat 'flat butter toast' too...

Toast where the butter had melted in to it.

The ‘glitter lorry ‘ instead of the road gritter in the winter.

My DS now 12 always called a camera a "smile" when he was tiny. Because that's what we always said when we pointed one at him! he had a kids smile to take photos of his trains.

DD called all vehicles "taktas". Police cars and ambulances were "nee-naw taktas". Logical, really.

For DS, men with beards were "whiskers men"

A foreign language student I worked with used to say "shiny" day instead of sunny. She first said it when we were on a boat trip and the sun was shining and it reflected on the river. It summed it up perfectly and I've used it ever since!

My dd1 called lollipops ‘peeperpops’. No idea why, but it’s stuck.

My son calls instructions 'constructions', which we think makes a lot of sense.

One morning I was talking to my DP and couldn't remember for the life of me what nostrils were called.... So they will now be forever known as 'nose holes'.

Turns out my nose holes are different sizes which is what I was attempting to share with him!

DS commented on how “frozzy” the car windows were (with condensation).

My daughter when she was 18 months used to call her bottle a bizzybock, sounded so cute and is an awesome word!

Bednight drink. Didn’t even notice it was wrong until I offered my friend one!

"Too-manys" for 100s&1000s cake decorating balls (by DD when she was little)