Or is this the best word ever?!

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Sweetie-Fluff.
My DD pointing at the candy floss.

What's your best "wrong name" story?

DDs uniform is her "pretty little unicorn"

Living room is "Woo woo Room"

and bedroom is "My sleep place"

All from DD aged 3

My DS always used to think that the sign for a disabled space was 'for the people with wheelbarrows'!

DS also used to say radadators for radiator! He still can't say chimney either - it's chimley!

Oh and another DS classic - No Entry signs were 'Dead Entry'

@JillGoodacre We have "leg-pits" in our house (back of your knee)

My daughter used to call toilet paper "too roll" I guess it was a mix of loo and toilet.

It only occurred to me the other day that we could maybe start calling it soft cheese instead of 'spready cheese' - my daughter is nearly 13!

I'm a bit sad I never made a note of these when mine were tiny, I can't remember any more now but I'm sure there were more.

If clothes are the wrong way round (inside out), I get asked by my 4 yr old to turn them outside in. My bra is a Barbera, when the spaniel has his head out of the car window he is 'flying his ears'....bonkers kiddo

Grated cheese - raining cheese (because you sprinkle it on from above).

My son used to call his ds lego game Indian jhones jenny olly I got use to this but one day it caused my friend to have a melt down as she didn't know and me to cry with laughter wen I explained what he wanted as she had tried so hard but he new she got it so wrong

A little kid I know calls a flannel a "towel washer".

DS declared his new school had rhinos when he started in Reception. Insisted. And they don't mind all the boys weeing on them!

Booby knickers for my bra. Boobs are just a bum on your chest.

Chicken yogurts = nuggets.

Ra Ra Ray = fromaige frais.

And The Troll in our house is the remote control.

My 3 year old uses her toy stethoscope to listen to my 'heartbeep '.
She used to call Father Christmas.... Daddy Ho Ho, that one is my favourite

I just remembered myat - as in My Hat.

And 3 hour stand off when he demanded we go to The Flower Shop. Huh? Turned out it was B&M bargains, where I'd bought some bulbs the week before. He wanted to get something from the toy section.

Flakeemo - flamingo (me aged 3ish)
Tomato shop - Tesco (DS1, 4 at the time, looking at the sign)
Lasterday - yesterday (DS2 when he was 3 and very sleepy)
Loodles - noodles (DNephew since his first helping: we all say it now!)

My foreign friend calls toes foot fingers!

Mine isn't so cute but a funny child related word story. My dd sometimes mixes up her sounds especially the different syllables in words. Anyway her favourite cinema snack is popcorn and she once sashayed up to the counter at the cinema and proudly requested some cocporn! Best day of my life!

Not a child but I had a German customer ask me for "the water with the gas" once because he didn't know the english for sparkling water. It made me smile.

Aeroclopter (helicopter)
Pokeyhontas (Pocahontas)
Alice in wonderband
Mee mowsh (Minnie mouse) Bery instead of very, 'thats not bery bery nice' all from my DD. This thread got me reminising!

Flamingo wings - bingo wings

My DD who is nearly 2 calls her belly button her beep beep cause when putting on her pyjamas I always beep her belly button

Dd used to call the front room 'fart room'.

Love beep beep belly button
Love fart room
My wee one calls ravioli “eating pillows”

Dd - 'arm cases' for sleeves.

When I was breastfeeding my younger daughter my eldest (aged 4) couldn’t remember the word ‘nipples’ so just pointed at me and said ‘you know, milks’. So despite the days of breastfeeding being long gone nipples are still sometimes called milks in our house!

My oldest calls my hearing aids, hearanoids

I love all of these.

DD got a toy kitchen when she was a toddler. It can with a little oven glove that she called a 'cooking mitten'.

I melt a bit every time I think about it.