To ask what's the dirtiest, piggiest thing you eat in secret?

[Clairaloulou]

Mine is Frosties with cream.

Roast beef monster munch
supernoodles covered in soy sauce
crisp sarnies
mac and cheese with fries
crisps and choc bar eg twix - alternating mouthfuls

Brown bread toast with butter, marmite and slices of banana on top.

Mild curry super noodles butty (white bread).

Another vote for raw cake batter.

Chips and gravy butty, with vinegar.

So hungry now...

Unlike the monsters earlier, I dip my extremely salty Mcdonalds chips in my strawberry milkshake. Chocolate milkshake indeed

Doner kebab meat with onions and mayonnaise. Ssshhhhhh

Very thick bread with thick thick butter, then marmite, then very thick layer of cream cheese then strawberry jam to top it all off.

Last night I had a tub of praline and cream ice cream and picked out all the praline bits to eat. Being the only adult, nobody knew

Cheesy Wotsits, I can't buy the multi-packs, they would be gone!

A toasted cinnamon and raisin bagel, spread with cream cheese, and topped with jam.

Tastes like warm cinnamony cheesecake.

www.jollysoforkney.co.uk/products/westray-noltland-castle-cannonball-cheese
Westray cannonball cheese eaten like an apple.
You. Are. Welcome.

Nutella and Philadelphia mixed together. Tastes like chocolate cheesecake! Sometimes on toast and sometimes by itself.

Bacon, banana and peanut butter fried sandwich. Also known as the “Elvis Sandwich”.

Ice cream, Nutella and peanut butter sandwiches, with thickly sliced fresh white bread this @prettypossums but with toast instead of bread!! Although haven't had it in ages!

prettypossums OMG!! l want one!

Super noodles. They are so horrible but so delicious. I thought about them day and night in the first three months of pregnancy...

Toasted Mars Bar sandwiches....

Hard cheese slathered in mayo.

Not in secret, but I do like chocolate.

MInce omelette is my speciality. I'm very proud of it.

@toastonbean you win! Salmon steering wheel🤣

A whole tin of anchovies straight from the can I’m a salt fiend!

Lotus spread from the jar

Bloody hell, I’ve found my people

Babybels dipped in hummus, as though they were crudités. Mmm.

A massive bowl of mint chop chip icecream covered in the chocolate cracking sauce.. I eat the first layer of sauce and then keep adding it to the next bit of icecream

Super noodles on buttered bread
Dip buttered bread into bombay bad boy pot noodles

Eating a whole pack of cocktail sausages with a bit of brown sauce

A sheet of ready made puff pastry hot from the oven, cut into slices and topped with grated cheese
My adult children are all left home and my husband works shifts, so some evenings Im on my own and eat a wide variety of " snacks"
Getting a bit worried about how I will enjoy these evening secrets when he retires in April!