To ask what's the dirtiest, piggiest thing you eat in secret?

[Clairaloulou]

Mine is Frosties with cream.

Dirty salty McD fries in chocolate milkshake, and bolognese or sugar sandwiches on heavily buttered white bread are all firm faves here.

But do any of you fry a nice juicy bit of steak, then use a (heavily buttered again, bit of a theme here) slice of white bread to soak up all the filthy, dirty steak fat and inhale eat it? Because if you don't, you're wrong.

Lime pickle. Straight from the jar.

Ready salted crisp sandwiches on white sliced bread, with salad cream.

Cheese hamwiches- 4 of them arranged in a square, with tonnes of grated cheese on top, grilled until bubbling.

A tayto cheese and onion crisp sandwich with loads of real butter and a dairylea slice.
Served with a kit Kat and eaten as follows:
Bite of sandwich
Bite of kitkat
Two bites of sandwich
Bite of kitkat

Repeat until finished

Washed down with hot tea

Just came here for ideas. Got loads, thanks

When I'm stripping the roast chicken carcass I dip the crispy bits of skin into the leftover gravy. Mmm...

@Myusernameismud

Not bread, but I empty out the contents of my jacket potato, mix them round the pan with a bit more butter, put it back then add cheese 😊

I thought I was bad, whole packets of things so yes to pure greed, yes Nutella on a spoon, a bit too much cake batter while baking, cheese and peanut butter...

But some of the combos here are something else altogether! Cream and sugar?! Just butter and sugar! 🤔😂

Cornish vanilla ice cream topped with bacon lardons ..,

Thick butter cheese salad cream and s/v crisps on cheap white bread rolls

I don’t have a great sweet tooth but once in a while the urge for something sweet takes me and I need to melt a large bar of chocolate and use giant marshmallows to scoop it up. The OH and kids would be thoroughly shocked if they knew!

Oven chips topped with spaghetti hoops/baked beans covered in a serious amount of grated cheese...

I like to eat an entire packet of cocktail sausages in one go. The wrapper claims it contains "5 servings"
at Christmas I ate 2 packs, so that was 10 servings in twenty minutes

@yourfeetstink My old colleagues were appalled that I had never eaten a Tayto Cheese & Onion sandwich (I'm in NI so it's punishable by death).

Still haven't.

Your post however, is tempting. Chocolate and crisp combos are my kryptonite 🤤

Chicken and mushroom pukka pie with a jar of cockles topped in minus the brine

Anchovies (the marinated ones from the deli counter) on a dollop of cold mashed potato

Salt and vinegar kettle chips, with galaxy minstrels (in the same mouthful)

Oh and not a sweet one but I absolutely love peeled Granny Smith apple slices with mounds of Philadelphia slathered on top of them, or better yet cut up into chip shapes and use them to dig right into the tub.

Frankfurter sandwiches.

Potato waffles topped with sliced banana and chocolate sauce

Salad cream squeezed in to a pack of quavers . food of the gods .

KFC in my car.

Chocolate nesquick but I fill the cup up to about half with powder and top it up with whole milk, then eat with a spoon. I'm so hanging.