To ask what's the dirtiest, piggiest thing you eat in secret?

[Clairaloulou]

Mine is Frosties with cream.

For those wondering how on earth we got the idea to eat some of these things, here's my inspiration -

Lime pickle by the spoonful - pregnancy cravings.

Pickled onion sandwiches with crisps - drunk

You're welcome

Supernoodle sandwich.
Any instant noodles with white bread and lashings of butter.

Have also been known to squirt whipped cream straight into my mouth from the fridge.

TSS - Raw sausage????????! ^^ Salmonella risk?!?!?!

I need the digestive/Philadelphia/lime marmalade in my life. You had me at 'speedy cheesecake'

McDonald's fries dipped in McDonald's banana milkshake 😍

Bread, cheese (no butter) .. Sandwich.... Microwave 1 min.... Cheesy soggy hot mess... Lashings of worcestershire sauce.

Toast with golden syrup on top. Prefer cheap white bread.

Cheap white bread and supernoodles feature highly on this thread.

I had spaghetti hoops on toast for lunch yesterday. It was awesome.

Just the cream from these biscuits ...

Chocolate butter icing (icing sugar, butter, cocoa powder)

My absolute fav is left over roast beef, thinly sliced in a toasted brioche bun with crispy hot bacon, chips and topped with lashings of homemade cheese sauce

A-mazing

Weetabix spread really thickly with real butter 😋

All the sausage rolls - those mini ones you whack in the oven.

@kateandme it’s weird not sure how it started but my kids are on to it now!

For Worcestershire sauce lovers:

My mum used to add Worcester sauce to the end of the ketchup bottle and shake it up to make a sauce. We were poor and things couldn't be wasted, not even the ketchup stuck in the bottom of a glass ketchup bottle. It is a nice sauce though.

@fruitbrewhaha

Dulce de leche, straight from the can

This is like a middle class Gin Lane of our times.

We all want to do this but you know once one person starts, we all end up doing it, drunk on sugar lying in the Waitrose car park gutter.

I know - without even reading the thread - that I am going to win

Here goes: a mince pie supper (so a deep-fried Scotch pie with chips) from the chip shop. I absolutely love the pastry, but the thought of the 'meat' inside gives me the heave.
So I scoop out the meat part, and fill the pastry shell (which now looks like a bowl) with tomato ketchup, and dip the chips in. Then I eat the pastry. First the sides and then the base, which is the best bit.
I am actually starving as I write this. I am such a filthy beast!

Pot noodle

Oh the shame, oh so dirty.

I was going to say nothing really but will admit to the cold baked beans.

I love cold baked beans.
I also about once a month or so will have oven chips (thin) with bisto. Actually get a craving for it - no idea why.
About twice a year I will have strong urge to make a very good chocolate pudding (hot) (egg milk cocoa dark chocolate pieces melted and cornstarch and vanilla) and then eat quite a bit of it (all really) in one go.
Dairylea - I only buy this once or twice a year because when I do I can never ever just have one or two triangles - the whole thing is just gone before I know it. I absolutely love it. Don’t need cracker or anything to sully it.

Pizza dipped in melted Camembert 😍

I would like to say.. crackling.. but it's really fat old pig skin

I haven't read the whole thread, but RAW SAUSAGES?!

Those bratwurst hotdog sausages, one per slice of white bread, rolled up with ketchup to dip it in.
I can eat half a dozen on those on a bad day, no problem.

I do heat up my hotdogs - for all you raw meat fans

Came home today from work to find DD4 merrily sipping on warm un-set jelly. To be fair to her, this is a convalescent drink I used to give the DCs, and I sort of remember having it as a child.