To ask what's the dirtiest, piggiest thing you eat in secret?

[Clairaloulou]

Mine is Frosties with cream.

Raw cake mixture. Bloody love it, have been known to just eat a whole bowlful (none actually made it to the oven) with a full pot of tea. Gross. It is one of the glorious bits about being an adult though isn't it - eating whatever the hell you want sometimes...

Letloose we are like this with mcdonalds.except it HAS to be still fanta.we have more than once not had the meal because they didn't do still fanta haha

QuantumWeatherButterfly do you turn it over for the wet lovely bits on the bottom too!

Oooh

cold and chewy white toast, real butter and ketchup.

How could I forget?

Weetabix spread with butter & dipped in sugar.

Wotsits and smarties together

Cold beans from the tin mixed with vinegar and white bread with thick spread of butter to dip in. Yum
Also yes to spag Bol sandwiches and curry noodles sandwiches. Off to search the back of the cupboard to look for some dirty food

My daughter breaks up a twix into her supermodels

Supernoodles...

Whoever said you suck raw sausage mix out of the casing literally made me gag

B3ta once designed and cooked a bacon and sausage meatloaf: a pound of sausage meat, wrapped with interleaved streaky bacon, cooked at 180° until it oozed brown deliciousness.

Omg u all making me hungry i on strict no histamine diet 😂😂😂for health reasons ummmmmm choclate .....spagbol.....droool

Peanut butter and salad cream on white bread and butter (or toast)

Scampi flavour fries.

Condensed milk in freezer for a while then eat with spoon straight from can 😳

kateandme Of course! No one else gets the chicken oysters in this house. Cook's treats!

Always get two cheeseburgers at Five Guys. Plus M&S burger mayo straight from bottle onto a spoon. Mayo straight from jar. Haribo Charmellows dipped in nutella and peanut butter 😋😋😋

Supernoodles with tuna mayo mixed in and doused in a goooood amount of vinegar.

I do love to do the twix and tea thing where you bite both ends off and drink the tea through the twix like a straw.

When me and my sister were younger my auntie used to look after us after school until about 6pm so would make our dinner before my mum and dad came home. Her faves to make us were "cheese plate" - slices of cheese on a plate and microwaved and then lathered in ketchup.. sometimes we got slices of tomato before it was microwaved, lucky us. The other was microwave jacket potato with supernoodles and grated cheese.
I do often wonder if my mum knew what she fed us before allowing her to babysit 😶

Lotus spread straight from the jar, peanut butter and marmite on toast.

White flour tortilla wraps with loads of crunchy peanut butter and chunky blackcurrant jam. Either rolled up and cut into pinwheels or folded and cut into wedges.

It's a bit like a pancake I suppose.

I pour Worcestershire sauce onto a plate and dunk bread in it. I also take the stone out of an avocado and fill the hole with the stuff.

Egg, salad cream and prawn cocktail sandwiches. Equally, tuna sandwiches and paprika crisps.

Paprika crisps with Philadelphia cheese and sweet chilli sauce.

Savoury mince pies with half a bottle malt vinegar

I also drink the vinegar from jars of pickled onions.

Sweet and sour Pot Noodle with buttered bread
Mayonnaise jar and a spoon
An onion sandwich

I am hanging my head. I'd also like to eat any of the above right now.

This is vile and makes my OH gag..

You know when oh make a hot chocolate or a warm milk and the air makes like a dairy film on the top of drink. I pick it off and eat it. 😂😂

Was a craving when pregnant with my first but never stopped!

@genuis1308 I used to suck some from each sausage then 'shorten them by re-twisting the skins and making them all the same length!

I still sometimes pinch a little mince when making Bologna's!

I don't know if I work with you, @BadBear, but if I do, thank you. Sooo good.