To ask what's the dirtiest, piggiest thing you eat in secret?

[Clairaloulou]

Mine is Frosties with cream.

Whem my mum was recenty in hospital, the woman in the bed opposite ordered oxtail soup for lunch. She was served a bowl of gravy instead (in error). The HCA tried to take it from her to change it, but she told her to leave it as it was so tasty!

Pizza topping.

I make it in the frying pan, shredded ham, pepperoni, mushrooms, tomatoes, onions, mozzarella and brie and then I throw in an egg just because. It's messy and big and I like to shovel it in my mouth like it's my last meal. I do this on my own so no one can see me being an absolute pig. I feel so dirty....

Yes to crisp sandwiches. Especially cheese, raw onion and mayo sandwiches with McCoy's cheese and onion crisps in.

I also like chicken and mushroom pasta n sauce, cooked with peas and sweetcorn with cheese triangles melted in and lots of black pepper.

Uncle Ben micro rice with salad cream mixed through and salt.

Chocolate dipped in hot tea and the melty bit sucked off.

Really thick bisto gravy on a roast.

Cheese sandwich made with white bread and butter, microwaved until the cheese is melted.

Creme fraiche with light brown muscovado sugar mixed in.

I also have to have a drink of Pepsi when eating popcorn chicken from kfc no idea why iv done it for years!

Tortilla wrap used as spoon for nutella

Spag bol with grated cheese and then a big dollop of Mayo and mixed together with loads of white pepper. Beautiful

Adding cream to the last half inch of jam in the jar, mixing it up & scoffing it with a spoon. Mmmmm.

Jelly with evaporated milk

Peanut butter and jam toastier

Bacon walkers crisps dipped in strawberry yoghurt

Pickled walnuts - a whole jar

Pizza with pineapple and black olives

Nando's peri peri salt on anything (I'm addicted)

Very thick bread with real butter, then put slices of Mars bar on top. So lush!

I use double chocolate cookies as 'spoons' for nutella. I also put butter on EVERYTHING. Pasta, baked beans, you name it I've had it with butter.

It’s not dirty food but known as porn food

OMG, so many amazing & filthy ideas!

My go-to shit day/hangover food: thickly buttered toast with tinned spaghetti hoops (heated until they go a bit thick & gooey) with stringy melted cheese & cheap sliced hot dogs stirred through. Mmmm.

Secret eating: thick slices of (preferably warm) white bloomer with a MASSIVE amount of salted butter. Can literally eat the whole thing, loaf & butter in one sitting. Pretty much only buy wholemeal the rest of the time & preach at the kids about healthy choices, obvs ...

Another one here who used to get given raw bacon rind as a child - proper 70s butcher's bacon with thick, chewy, smoky rind. But my nan always said you could only have a bit or you'd get worms, so I'd also nick it off the bird table when she wasn't looking. Strange how much I loved it, as I can't stand cooked fat on anything at all, including bacon!

Cream crackers with Dairylea and ketchup. If you squeeze the crackers together it comes out through the holes like worms...

@Grump actually the term is "food porn" and it's used to describe food that looks so appealing it's almost sexual.

If I was talking about that I would have used that phrase.

Dp laughs at me, but I love weetabix with hot milk and loads of sugar, at least two spoons of sugar probably nearer three.
And quite specific walkers cheese and onion crisps with dairy milk fruit and nut, one crisp one piece of chocolate eaten together 😋

This thread has made my day.
Especially the bit in the fevered, breathless blizzard of lard & neat Ribena smoothies (preçis-ing here) where some poor bewildered poster came on to say 'Flapjacks. A slice of chocolate cake once in a while. Cashew nuts.' 😆

Cashew nuts! Crying.

Fellow oxo cube eaters.... I give you LAMB cubes!!

Threw a couple in my shepherds pie tonight, may have had a nibble and omg they are gorgeous.

I like a crisp sandwich made with Tangy Toms and a buttered white roll.

Nutella (or I actually prefer Aldi's Nutoka), straight from the jar until the whole jar's empty (have always wanted to try it with Lotus spread, not that I've even tried Lotus spread, but I love the biscuits)

Pretzel sticks dipped in Nutella/Nutoka

Cadbury's chocolate fingers, with each end bitten off then used as a straw in a hot drink. The drink comes through cold, but then put the chocolate finger in your mouth and it dissolves into squishy, melty, chocolatey heaven.

Whenever I stay away from home and go for breakfast I always have the fruit salad and then dip each piece of fruit in the sachets of Nutella they have.

Can you see a theme here?

And for something not chocolate related, cheap white bread, buttered, then slathered with loads of HP brown sauce (not the fruity one).

I have never tasted white bread as amazing as bread I had whilst in Dublin. Not sure what it is but it's a whole different ball game! Anyway, that with cheese and onion Tayto!

peanut butter sandwich with a 4finger KitKat in it.

2 slices of toast, one with Nutella, one jam, squash them together to get a council black forest gateaux.

White bread with lashing of butter, and spread with tomato ketchup.

White bread sugar sandwiches, and on bread with a bit of cinnamon then toasted under the grill until the sugar melts.

Cold beans or spaghetti straight out of the tin.

Condensed milk drunk straight out of the tin .

Yum!

@Hushabyelullaby the same trick works with kitkats and is especially good with breakaway biscuits too x

@babyno5 ooh I'll definitely give that a go! Sounds good

Peanut butter and salad cream sandwiches on cheap white bread.

The skin off the roast chicken. All of it, all by myself. And if I don't need them to make gravy, I'll pour all the juices into a cup and drink them.

Also, frozen peas. Still frozen, straight from the freezer.