To ask what's the dirtiest, piggiest thing you eat in secret?

[Clairaloulou]

Mine is Frosties with cream.

When I cook a roast chicken I always eat the hot crispy skin as soon as it comes out of the oven. I don't think my family realise that chickens come with skin.

Onion rings (crisps)
Raw beef

Cream crackers with raspberry jam and strong cheddar yummy

Mushroom soup with hula hoops- any flavour.

Super hot cup of tea... dip a Daim bar in it, slurp off the choc, when one half is choc free, turn it, repeat, then slowly keep dipping the centre bit until its too thin and bendy to dip.

So good!

Whole jars of taste-the-difference roasted artichokes. Dripping with tasty olive oil. I can do 2 jars in one sitting.

Beetroot and salad cream sandwiches, rich tea biscuits spread with Cadbury chocolate spread

I’ve just thought of another one, tartare sauce on crusty bread or crackers. Lots of it

@HavelockVetinari my pregnancy go-to was cheap savoury cheese pre-packed sandwich dipped in longley farm raspberry yoghurt

My husband loves leftover sprouts in a thickly buttered sandwich

Another if I'm eating McDonald's chips I like to take a sip of coke at the same time I always get anxious someone might see lol

Sugar TOAST sandwich.

Toast one side under the grill. Turn over, the other side is still soft. Lather butter, not margerine rubbish, then a good, full layer of soft brown sugar. spread it evenly, so that you cant see the edges of the bread.

Grill under a hot grill untill the mix is bubbling. Let to cool, then crunch. It ruins your teeth, but is so delicious.

I like to nibble an oxo or bovril stock cube from time to time. Also used to love eating cuppa soups with no water in them

Something utterly dirty my 7 year old friends and I used to do in the 80s - we would prise chewing gum up from the pavement, take it home and wash out the gravel in the hand basin, and then chew it ourselves.
Feel so sick, I remember now the gravel crunch when you'd missed some

Pork crackling. The real stuff, very few packet ones hit the spot. Also the cheap 5 item breakfast in the work canteen. Not very secret though because open plan office and too busy to not takeaway.

Bacon in all forms. All forms.

@Clairaloulou I might try that next time!

Bombay Bad Boy Pot Noodle.....

Warm boiled eggs dipped in mayo and loads of English mustard.

Marks and Spencer’s rosebud beetroot
Utterly delicious
With added benefit of not actually being naughty!

Something utterly dirty my 7 year old friends and I used to do in the 80s - we would prise chewing gum up from the pavement, take it home and wash out the gravel in the hand basin, and then chew it ourselves.
Feel so sick, I remember now the gravel crunch when you'd missed some envy
Honestly one of the most disgusting things I have ever read

Melted cheese on a plate
Salt and vinegar crisps and ice cream
A big bowl of melted milk chocolate 😍😍
And as I'm sure you have guessed, a size 10 I am not 😂

Dear God what is wrong with you all?!

I sometimes drink vinegrette dressing. And eat vegetable stock granules dry.

A cup of gravy with mint sauce in

Jesus, people