To ask what's the dirtiest, piggiest thing you eat in secret?

[Clairaloulou]

Mine is Frosties with cream.

My friend just text me that her partner ate two sugar waffles with a Freddo melted between them.

I'm not sure if I'm impressed or disgusted 😂

I love spoonfulls of marmite

also can't beat a sandwich of granary bread with crunchy peanut butter, cheese & coleslaw

Haven't done it since I was a teenager but chips, in white soggy vinegar bread dipped in slush puppy. Many memories lol

What is this?? Like a condensed milk pancake?

No you stir it as you fry it and it kinda looks a bit like scrambled eggs

Depending how you like it you can fry it for longer and it gets crispy bits

Feel like a bit of a loser saying this, but I like cheese triangles on their own. My other thing is chocolate rasins; they are like crack cocaine to me, I eat the whole packet no matter how much I tell myself I won't.

I feel that's not dirty enough though!! 😭. Might pretend I squish chocolate rasins into the cheese triangles now to fit in. Some of the combinations are mental- how did you first come about them?!!

Cheddar cheese dipped in strawberry jam

Fried bacon and onion mixed into hot baked beans with a load of grated cheddar with a runny fried egg on top - eat with butter and marmite toast.

Ham, cream cheese, cucumber and pickle sandwich

Ham, dairy Lea and marmite on toast

Tatty scones - potato bread fried till crispy on a soft white roll slathered in butter and ketchup (add bacon and/or egg depending on hangover severity)

Ice cold dairy milk dipped into hot tea and then lick the melty bits off and redunk

@Squirrel26 - did you work with me? That's my secret weapon recipe. So sickly , soooo good!

Crunchy nut corn flakes & vanilla soft scoop ice cream.
Golden syrup and brown sugar shoved in microwave for a minute = butterscotch sauce (again with soft scoop vanilla ice cream)
Or if I'm in a savoury mood (or hungover) bacon supernoodles with melted cheese and sweetcorn. Or a massive gherkin wrapped in ham. My mouth is watering just thinking about that one actually

Bread dipped in slush puppy and cheese dipped in jam....it's just getting weirder and weirder 😂

You are all fabulous people!

When I make bolognese, and if we have an open pot of cream, I put a little bit of the sauce in a bowl, add cream, then top with grated cheddar - heaven! My dream is to one day have an entire serving on top of spaghetti.

Also, I like a little bit of salt with malt vinegar from the palm of my hand.

And spoonfuls of peanut butter and either nutella, honey or lemon curd...

A scotch pie. In between 2 slices of white bread and butter.

Commonly known up here as a pie piece

@Claira , ah, fair enough. I might try it with Frosties next time in solidarity.

@FuckBrussel 😁

Ooh my thread made the Mumsnet daily email! Is it bad/sad that I'm excited by this?

This thread is AMAZING. So many ideas I have to try 😂😂
Particular Nutella straight out jar with a strip of milkybar!!!!

Mine is jars of tuna paste usually on cheese.

Crisps, in bed watching netlix

Warm up a pan of milk, break chunks of white bread into it, sprinkle with sugar. Wait till it turns to mush. Smash the lot 😊 I have my old man to thank for that particular gem

@formerbabe me too but it has to be thickly buttered bread 😂

It's a wee bit sad re the mail but you sound adorable.
My other half came home once to find me reenacting Michael Rosen's Chocolate Cake. (''i'll just tidy it up a bit.'')
www.poemhunter.com/poem/chocolate-cake/
I knew Nigella was making one and it would make me hungry so I bought a big one in advance from Tesco with Happy Birthday on it.
He came home to find me with a chocolate tell-tale smudge and a plate of crumbs. And it wasn't my birthday

A folded over piece of bread with chips in dipped in sugary tea 🤦‍♀️

God some sounds nice, some revolting flippin' heck, white sugar sarnies? RAW bacon, sausages, spuke!
I just eat Lily O'Briens chocolates, bit tame really. However, I am willing to try to be more disgusting in future. Maybe I could fry one in lard and serve it with chopped instant squirrel.

Hi Everyone! Some right corkers
Mine is fried onion sandwiches sprinkled with a oxo cube and sugar 😂 I butter the bread with loads of lurpak 🥰

2 teaspoons of butter
6 teaspoons of flour
teeny tiny pinch of salt

mix in a mug - use the butter knife. add milk to make a cup of pastry.

eat - just as it is.

An entire bag of 6 brioche rolls (and I don't eat it in secret ) they're too good!!