To ask what's the dirtiest, piggiest thing you eat in secret?

[Clairaloulou]

Mine is Frosties with cream.

Fried condensed milk?!

If anyone tries this just be careful it stays hotter than the sun for an impossibly long time

Quiche heated in the microwave and dipped in brown sauce.

Like a PP I love ice cream and cracking sauce where I can lick/spoon off the sauce and reapply, wait for it to harden and lick/spoon off...

I'm also partial to a KFC in the car . It's just not as tasty anywhere else. In my youth before DD ruined my fun I'd do a KFC/McD combo trip for hot chicken from the one and salty chips from the other.

Giggorata Why are squashed sandwiches so good? My best one is white sliced, ham, mayo and sour cream pringles. Press to crunch [bliss]

Shop bought birthday cake, doesn't sound dirty until you add in that I'm a baker making a lot of cakes, but there is something about the preservative filled sponge....!

Porridge oats mixed with melted butter and sugar eaten warm

Bread sauce on its own

Fried condensed milk
@easyandy101

What is this?? Like a condensed milk pancake?

Shop bought birthday cake

Yes! "My" Sainsbury's has discounted ones most weeks, so that £4 for a monkey/dog/lion shaped thing with chocolate sponge, choc fudge filling, choc sprinkles and a sugar face that's supposed to serve 14...

I once found a huge box of those posh seashell chocolates I'd been given, had completely in the sun. I ate the whole mess with a teaspoon!

I love describing food as dirty, it tickles me for some reason 😂.

When I visit my family in Bristol I often go past a 'dirty burgerz' and love saying it in my most Bristolian accent but I'm a saddo

And Galaxy Ripple dipped in cheap peanut butter.

Spoon of nutella or peanut butter dunked in the box of frosties. Yum

2 slices of Warburton’s seeded batch toasted until golden brown. Liberally apply crunchy peanut butter to both slices. Smash in a white kinder bueno mixing well with the peanut butter. Smush into a sandwich, cut into triangles and enjoy.

A cup of canned squirty cream encrusted with a liberal layer of Cocopops

I love this thread just for the ideas alone 🤣

Super noodles in thick white bread (hangover food of choice)

Sometimes I melt chocolate and pout in cornflakes or rice crispies to mix as if to make rice crispy cakes but I just eat the mixture straight out of the bowl!

Can’tstandmLMs Try it with golden syrup. Amazing!

Ooh I really want to have butter and sugar now, but I’ve just eaten a bag of mini poppadums with mango chutney.

I have three favourite lunches:

1. Supernoodles
2. Heinz beans and sausages
3. Cheese & brown sauce sandwiches

And two favourite dinners:

1. Huge bowl of pasta covered in chilli oil, salt and Parmesan
2. Sausage (Richmond’s), fried eggs, chips and beans with lashings of salt, vinegar and ketchup.

You are all amazing. 😂

This thread is a fantastic alternative to the “I eat half a banana for breakfast, a lettuce leaf for lunch, and grilled fish with a side of hope for dinner” threads.

And my guilty pleasures,

Warmed croissant with a bar of dairy milk inside.
Crunchy Nut Cornflakes or Coco Pops with cream.
Slices of edam heated in a frying pan.
Chocolate that has been made just warm enough to become bendy.

I’ve lost 1st 3lbs since September, I’ve not eaten any of my guilty secrets since September. I’m certain that is mere coincidence.

Oh, and Cheese Hamwiches, just a big plateful of them.

And one last one, the filling from Tuc Cheese sandwich biscuits.

grilled fish with a side of hope

😂

Walkers ready salted crisps drenched in vinegar, just add to the packet and shake! need to be quick and eat them before they go soggy

Gravy granules straight from the jar...only in tiny quantities (although keep meaning to try making a sarnie with them).

This Nigella toasted cheese and fig sandwich. But I am low carbing, so it is the stuff of dreams.

www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/p05l2bbz

This has been a revelation

Mine is tinned mushy peas with lashings of vinegar, on toast with a mountain of coleslaw on top or grated cheddar cheese

Nutella from the jar

Cheese on crackers with Nutella spread liberally on top

Digestive biscuits dipped in extra thick double cream

Not dirty but I like to put a piece of choclate in my mouth then sip coffee. I love how the chocolate melts in my mouth