To ask what's the dirtiest, piggiest thing you eat in secret?

[Clairaloulou]

Mine is Frosties with cream.

Good vanilla ice cream with melted peanut butter

To the person(s) eating raw sausages and bacon- are you that's safe? re trichinosis.

are you sure*

Nutella from the jar
Thick buttered bread with ham, dairy lea slices, and roast beef monster munch on it
Mmmmm

Another bolognese sandwich fan here, has to be really soft white bread with lots of butter. Same with hot dogs. And grilled spam...

Condensed milk on buttery toast
Divine

Nutella from the hat. Although I am trying to reduce my palm oil consumption so I am weaning myself off this.

Squirty cream straight from the can. I can make myself feel really sick with this but I can't stop.

A can of hot dog sausages, with chilli sauce.
If I'm feeling adventurous it's a can of hot dog sausages, grated cheese, tortilla chips and chilli sauce warmed up in the microwave.

Greggs sausage rolls. Every time I buy them I do intend to share them. Then I don't.

Hot chocolate with a significant number of marshmallows melted into it.

Peanut butter out the jar mixed with either butter or honey (depending on savoury or sweet mood). I have no self control when it comes to PB so I'm thrilled there are 600+ calories per 100g.

Honestly it doesn't make sense why I haven't shifted these last 15 pregnancy pounds

Rollmops sandwiches

Left over pizza with salad cream and balsamic glaze

seena I’ve made it to 50 with my deli Russian roulette, but you’re absolutely right it’s a bit stupid.

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I drink pickle juice straight from the jar, after pickles are all gone.

Same goes for olive juice.

slinkysaluki
Good vanilla ice cream with melted peanut butter

I must try this!
I do (yes, good) Vanilla ice cream, and use an elecrtic beater to whip in (unmelted) peanut butter, then stir in mini marshmallows. Heaven.
Sometimes, if no marshmallows, I add a little maple syrup on top.

Haven't done this in a long while, but have recently been thinking about it!

Oh my god this thread is an emotional journey. Reading it I'm lurching between nausea and gluttony.

Mine is cool ranch doritos smothered in cheese and grilled. A whole big tray.

This makes me so happy... I thought I was the only person in the world who did this!! 😂😂

Oops @frenchonion

Wow I didn't expect this many replies! 😂

Salad cream sandwich

Marshmallow Fluff straight out the jar. Reminds me of raw meringue mixture. I used to turn my nose up at seeing this for sale until someone bought the kids a jar and they didn’t like it. Also amazing mixed with cream cheese and crumbled Hobnobs for a sloppy cheesecake.

Angel delight in layers of butterscotch and chocolate with a crumbled up Flake on the top.

Cinnamon sugar on hot buttered toast. Mix up some ground cinnamon and sugar in jar, really handy for sprinkling on toast, or porridge.

Don’t do any of these very often!

Flapjacks
A sneaky slice of chocolate cake once in a while. Also I am officially obsessed with nuts, especially cashew ones.

Competitive "dirty" secret eating thread? That's pretty fucked up.

There’s always one

Jam or honey by the teaspoon when I need something sweet. Condensed milk, yum! Almond butter by the spoon. Semolina pudding.

An entire packet of biscuits, especially with caramel or toffee in. I’m a proper pig for a nice packet of caramel digestives with a cuppa.
I also hoover down cheese savour crisps.

“Angel delight in layers of butterscotch and chocolate with a crumbled up Flake on the top.“

Have you tried adding a layer of Mini roll slices under the butterscotch angel delight? My kids love it.