To ask what's the dirtiest, piggiest thing you eat in secret?

[Clairaloulou]

Mine is Frosties with cream.

I can’t get over the raw sausage and bacon post!

Maybe she's lady gaga and had some left over dress material?

I put salt on my toast too! But that's because the dairy-free spread I've currently got is so vile that only salt helps cut through the greasy aftertaste.

I should probably just get rid of it and buy one that tastes less gopping.

Oh, also pickled onion sandwiches. White bread, obviously, with crisps in if you're feeling fancy.

Definitely going to give the vinegar sandwiches a try. I do love a non-brewed condiment.

Some of these are amazing! Especially the carb ones, I’m noting for future use.

For me at the moment it’s tablespoons of Lotus spread and Nutella combined.

Tinned marrow fat peas and Paul Newman's salad dressing

And there was me thinking mumsnet was only frequented by the quinoa, hummus, avocado, clean eating types

I are a wotsjt sandwich in bed tonight.

Curry pot noodle sandwiches (no butter)

Home made left over canneloni or lasagne. Eaten the next day warmed up and placed between two slices of bread and butter. 😋

The same with home made shepherd / cottage pie 😋

Oxo cubes !!!!

Tin of cold baked beans

I've just learnt what a hamwich is. Thank you mumsnet!

ScrambledSmegs - try sprinkling your dairy-free toast with steak seasoning.
I eat plain baguette with loads of butter. Another favourite is butter with sugar. Cream and sugar on bran flakes. Sausage and bacon sandwiches. Choux buns with peanut butter inside & melted white chocolate on the top (recipe courtesy of Nawamin from Masterchef).

Pillsbury, Betty Crocker, or Duncan Hines chocolate frosting straight from the can.

Chicken paste buttys

White buttery toast with marmite on one slice, tomato ketchup on the other and a fried egg (gotta be a runny yolk). So delicious.

Morrison's sausage rolls sandwiches. Warm the sausage roll in the microwave, make sure your bread is super buttery. Put the warm sausage roll on and cover in ketchup.

Mini cheddars dipped in Philadelphia

Flaming hot Cheetos dipped in Philadelphia

I love dipping raw veg, carrots, celery, peppers, spring onions in crumbled Oxo cubes & garlic granules or fresh white bread with butter & golden syrup ( treacle)

I used to spread cream cheese on a template, cover with cheddar cheese and grill it. I was in school and a bit podgy. No idea why!

Now it's nutella out of the jar or any cake with tons of cream if we have any. Sometimes ice cream as well.

I might have eaten a whole tin of condensed milk caramel the day before my period started.

I'm also partial to a Greggs sausage roll, straight out of the oven they are like crack and only to be eaten secretly in the car.

Also a scotch pie on a roll, but taking it up a notch by having a bean and potato pie (where the top pastry is removed and replaced by mash and a dollop of beans). Also needs loads of butter and a dollop of BBQ sauce.

no wonder I'm fat

ginger I was reading some of these to DH earlier and he said 'anyone mentioned pie sandwiches?'
He shook his head in disappointment when I said no. It has to be a Scotch pie apparently, no other pie will do. He's Scottish and has eaten all sorts of amazing ridiculous things like deep fried pizza.

@Myusernameismud

Deep fried pizza was a favourite of mine when I was a kid, they now seem to be replaced by the pizza crunch which is the pizza battered and deep fried.

Dairylea scooped up with cocktail sausages, Primula and crisp sandwiches and syrup on toast with mountains of butter are my top 3!

Potato waffle sandwich. You can make one in minutes by doing the waffles in the toaster.

Recently discovered milk chocolate with a little marmite spread on it. Its the salty sweet thing isnt it. Surprisingly good