To ask what's the dirtiest, piggiest thing you eat in secret?

[Clairaloulou]

Mine is Frosties with cream.

This will out me but what the hell...

1. Frazzle & Salad Cream Plastic White Bread sandwiches. The Holy Grail.

1. Chicken flavour Supernoodle Arancini. Yes really.

1. Beef flavour Supernoodles on thickly buttered plastic white bread.

1. Raw home made smooth peanut butter cookie dough with Mackies Vanilla ice cream and a spoonful of strawberry jelly (jam).

1. Vinegar sandwich. Quick and easy. Do not use artisan vinegar though or this dish will be RUINED! You have been warned.

1. Deep fried pickled onions. They cannot be too large though. Optional chilli dipping sauce.

1. Wotsits or for the deluxe option, (petrol station non-branded maize type cheesy wotsit imitation snacks) with Heinz ketchup (even better to have petrol station non-branded sugary ketchup equivalent) on plastic white bread.

When I was doing lots of all nighters at the end of my Masters I used to run to the Sainsbury’s round the corner just before closing and grab one of the 5-packs of cookies from the bakery that were reduced to 20p or so. Then I’d stick them in the microwave for a few seconds before eating them in all their gooey chocolatey glory

Bread, butter, covered in salt

This thread is full of things I want to try..

Mine is probably a pack of biscuits with my tea..
Or supanoodles with lots of cheese!
Leaves a coating in my mouth 🤤

Loving all the oxo/stock cube freaks on this thread. I don't buy them or I'd eat them all!

Eating marmite out of the jar with a spoon or it spread on a chunky piece of white bread with inch thick spread of butter underneath it

Tilda egg fried rice scattered with salad croutons and then cardinis caesar salad dressing (Full fat version)

A roll with hunners of butter filled with McIntosh macaroni cheese - pure heaven 😋

All that golden sticky savoury goo you get on the bottom of the roasting pan when roasting a chicken.

some of these are AMAZING! and I thought I was gross, but super noodle sandwiches and oxo cubes? Just wow.

hats off to you ladies :-)

Mine is Frosties with cream.

My beloved gran loved that.

I like supernoodles, bacon flavour with a scotch egg

@Oysterbabe

You also need scotch eggs and brown sauce in your life if you have it with pork pies

Spray cream. A whole can straight in my gob. Or a pack of creamy vanilla slices. Or a whole box of eclairs.

I do have issues with secret binging.

Snickers toasties with a shitload of butter on the bread.

Salted peanuts and vanilla ice cream. But the ice cream has to be blended with a spoon till it’s like soup 😊

Veganese(delicious vegan mayonnaise)with lettuce,(iceberg)southern fried soya nuggets in a wholemeal roll.perfect.

Condensed milk straight from the tin and ice cream with double cream poured over. Yum.

Funny story about condensed milk. Years ago my mum had been making truffles she was about half way through when my dad left to go to the pub. He came home and saw a small bowl with the left over condensed milk and tried to sneak a large spoonful however what he actually got a mouthful of was the fat from the road my mum
Had also cooked that night
He still gets reminded about this regularly and it always makes me laugh too much.

White bread with butter and loads of soy sauce.

BBQ beef super noodles with grated cheese in buttered white bread

Bacon dip

Sugar on fried bread. Blame my mum. She started it!

Hamwiches on a sandwich of white bread with a ton of butter.

I dip hot buttered toast into sweet tea, delicious

chicken paste sandwiches made with sliced white bread with crisps squished into them.

Extra mature cheddar dipped in salad cream.

Fried egg sandwich on thick crusty white bread with mature cheese, ketchup and iceberg lettuce, egg must be runny.

Followed by 12 pack of Thorntons little fudge brownies, heated in the microwave with choc sauce and forest fruits and served with baileys ice cream

Meal for the gods

Supermarket sandwiches, the cheaper & more basic the better. White bread, preferably. Ham, egg, chicken, cheese, tuna etc. I can demolish several packs at a sitting.