If today I were to simultaneously run out of bread, milk, vegetables, painkillers, cash, petrol and have a freezer breakdown, I’d be pretty annoyed but am sure that I could step out of my door and obtain all of the above now. How many people have complete cast-iron certainty that this will continue to be the case in the aftermath of a No-Deal Crash to Freedom?
So, those who Truly BeLeave should be delighted to pledge not to prepare for any disruption, right?
Type the usual thing about hysteria, then type something like “I swear not to save so much as a grain of rice or tin of beans, to keep my freezer empty, to have less than 1/4 tank of petrol, and less than £10 cash - thus will I demonstrate my unswerving certainty that there will be not an iota of disruption post-Brexit”. Ta-dah! Patriotic True BeLeaving Positive Public Leadership Duty done!
In fact, anyone with real confidence would further pledge to hold a Freedom Party for their whole street on March 29, in which every scrap of food or drink in the house should be offered in celebration. And any non-edible consumables such as medicines, should be piled into a festive bonfire (in the shape of the European map, perhaps) and ceremonially burned. Sparklers could be handed round to brighten the festivities.
Gwan, let's have a thread full of pledges, it's the patriotic BeLeaving thing to do, like magic kryptonite against the traitorous scaremongering right?
(PS. Best part is, you can do your patriotic duty by typing your pledge here, and still fill your loft with tinned beans, and nobody will know!)