Highly absorbent vaginas

[Rachyabbadabbadoo]

Thought I'd try Yoni sanitary towels today. Their packaging blurb says "your vagina is highly absorbent. Just like our pads".

I haven't noticed a difference in the swimming pool water level when there are lots of women swimming.

AIBU to think my vagina isn't as highly absorbent as it should be?

When I get in the bath, the water level increases SIGNIFICANTLY! Oh no.... I think my foo foo is waterproof :(

Absorbent? Whit? Why does that wet patch / ninja roll bathroom dash happen then?

Next time I need to clean up a spill, I’ll just use my vagina rather than some kitchen roll.

Eh?!

Next time someone spills red wine at a dinner party I have got it covered!

I use it to hoover up window condensation.

#lifehacks
#hincharmy

I'm suffering from delightful pregnancy-related stress incontinence. If this is what happens with a highly absorbent vagina, I'd hate to see the tidal wave I'd experience otherwise every time I sneeze.

I got rid of my vax carpet cleaner when I realised I could do the same with a jug of water, fairy liquid and some naked yoga.

If one cultivates an impressive bush one can rid of the feather duster too.

Wow, it's like a multi cleaner in your crotch.

Shit mine is broken then.

I just can't get my head (or vagina) around that marketing brainstorming meeting. Someone somewhere MUST have a highly absorbent vagina for the idea to have been suggested. Who are these water sucking vagina-owners, and why aren't they out in force when we have heavy rain and subsequent flooding?

@cavycavy same

Oh I thought you said decreases! My foof sucks up half the bath and it pours out when I stand up 😂

A meeting with only men in

They must be thinking of vagina’s absorbing toxins or irritants from plasticky perfumed sanitary products?

That’s the only definition of absorbent vaginas that makes sense to me.

Say what now?

Haha, I read that on the box today, then I read your title.
They are good, but they are expensive.

krakant

this really made me laugh.... If you have an absorbent vagina how do you get rid of the liquid you have absorbed??

Mine is also made of absorbent cotton (so I don’t really need the pads)

I still can't see the word Yoni without thinking about Brian.

That decision has been made by a load of men who have literally not a clue where the semen goes after they ejaculate, hasn't it..