Highly absorbent vaginas

[Rachyabbadabbadoo]

Thought I'd try Yoni sanitary towels today. Their packaging blurb says "your vagina is highly absorbent. Just like our pads".

I haven't noticed a difference in the swimming pool water level when there are lots of women swimming.

AIBU to think my vagina isn't as highly absorbent as it should be?

This thread HAS to be a classics thread surely! I have not stopped laughing since I started reading!

I think "serviette" sounds nice. Dainty.

I still can't see the word Yoni without thinking about Brian

Me too!

I met a Yoni steamer this week.

I shit you not, she runs groups where she gets women to sit legs akimbo over a box that emits steam up towards your foof.

Presumably your foof is absorbing (inhaling even?!) the steam .
Mind boggles

Is she called Gwyneth?

Brian is clearly branching out although marketing might not be his strong point

While serviette sounds dainty, this has taught me the German for mucus membrane is schleimhaut - literally slime skin.

Absobant slimey vaginas, boak.

They're not talking about water. They're talking about chemicals. Most likely tampons and all the synthetic crap in it.

Go away with your sensible logic, straightjeans, we’re having too much of a laugh here. 😄

looks at straightjeans suspiciously you work for them don’t you? 😒

Thank you! Thank you everyone!

I’ve had a really crap day but reading this thread has cheered me up no end. I haven’t laughed so much for ages!

Had to take the dog out for a wee halfway through reading and kept thinking about the thread and giggling to myself stood there in the dark! Goodness knows what the neighbors think of me now!

Fantastic. Best thread ever!

we need to keep quiet about this! We all know the fuss airlines make if you have a bottle of water... Imagine how they will respond to a planeful of women with smug expressions on their faces........

omg this post made my day ty all xx

I have never seen any adverts for a “bonnie yoni “ steamer what a sheltered life I’ve led.